TurboLover
Senior Don Juan
Women who carry mace.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Let's get superficial (shallow), what can't you stand about a woman?
- Thread starter Francisco d'Anconia
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
I can't stand a woman's ignorance
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Now that's nasty...:moon:
I know that a thong doesn't give a woman much material to cover things like that but come on, you've gotta wonder why her @ss hair is THAT long....
Just say "NO" to Wookies in thongs...
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Bump
So Many Ways
Master Don Juan
Hilarious thread
Major turnoffs/deal breakers:
1. Tattoos/body piercings, especially the broads that get someones name tattooed on their body and titty tattoos, disgusting. This is my number 1 turnoff.
2. Fat, for obvious reasons. If I see a fat chick naked, it's just...ugh
3. Single mothers, i ain't tryin to play daddy to kids that ain't mine, i don't want kids of my own for that matter
4. Overly religious/Christian fundamentalist. I have very strong views on organized religion which I'd rather not get into here.
5. Chicks who make themselves look ugly on purpose. It's hard to explain, but you know the type of broads that wear those thick black plastic glasses or dye their hair some weird color or cut it real short or do some other things to their appearance that just ruins any attractive or feminine appeal they once had. I never really did understand that. I hope I make sense here. It's somewhat related to turnofffnumber 1.
6. Chicks with excessive funk such as bad breath, body odor, just poor hygiene in general.
7. Bad Attitude/No sense of humor. I think that's fairly obvious.
Here are other turnoffs that aren't as severe as the 7 mentioned above
Big bolted on tits. There's a silicon epidemic going on in southern california.
Chicks who don't drink, ever.
Vegetarians
Chicks with tons of guy friends
Airheads/space cadets
Clingy/Needy chicks
****teases
Women who have issues with my choice of friends
Major turnoffs/deal breakers:
1. Tattoos/body piercings, especially the broads that get someones name tattooed on their body and titty tattoos, disgusting. This is my number 1 turnoff.
2. Fat, for obvious reasons. If I see a fat chick naked, it's just...ugh
3. Single mothers, i ain't tryin to play daddy to kids that ain't mine, i don't want kids of my own for that matter
4. Overly religious/Christian fundamentalist. I have very strong views on organized religion which I'd rather not get into here.
5. Chicks who make themselves look ugly on purpose. It's hard to explain, but you know the type of broads that wear those thick black plastic glasses or dye their hair some weird color or cut it real short or do some other things to their appearance that just ruins any attractive or feminine appeal they once had. I never really did understand that. I hope I make sense here. It's somewhat related to turnofffnumber 1.
6. Chicks with excessive funk such as bad breath, body odor, just poor hygiene in general.
7. Bad Attitude/No sense of humor. I think that's fairly obvious.
Here are other turnoffs that aren't as severe as the 7 mentioned above
Big bolted on tits. There's a silicon epidemic going on in southern california.
Chicks who don't drink, ever.
Vegetarians
Chicks with tons of guy friends
Airheads/space cadets
Clingy/Needy chicks
****teases
Women who have issues with my choice of friends
Abbott
Master Don Juan
Re: Hilarious thread
You're the only person I know of who's said that, so I just had to ask.
Ben
I can understand many of the things you said up there, but what's so bad about vegetarians?
You're the only person I know of who's said that, so I just had to ask.
Ben
So Many Ways
Master Don Juan
Re: Re: Hilarious thread
Well, it's matter of being into the same things. I once dated a woman who didn't drink, ever and was a vegetarian at the same time. After that experience, I told myself never again. She was cool and all, but it was quickly becoming an issue.
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Excessive funk? haha!
Here's mine:
1. Dumb bytches. This is a huge one. Some peeps and I were talking about the war in Iraq and this Ricarda comes up to us and inquires..... yes, I'm not shytting ya... "There is a war?" I had an aneurysm right there. Girls who spend more time reading seventeen and cosmo than Time and Science news (or any other intelligent mag) go on my hit list without further ado.
2. An offtake on the above is bimbos. I am often willing to cut a girl some slack and consider the possibility of her being naturally supid (1), but not bimbos. Superficial, often rich, without two braincells to rub together, their shrill voice pierces the hallways after a cheerleading practice. Times like this I wish I had a pipebomb.
3. Wh-res. Often bimbos, they wh-re themselves out to the football team until their tits begin to sag and asses fill with cellulite. Here also belong golddiggers and attention bytches.
4. Fatsos. Enough said.
5. Feminists. Usually fat, ugly, and bitter because they don't get laid.
6. Religious zealots. No sex till marriage? Screw you.
7. Yes, vegetarians.
8. Gothics.
9. Bikers/rockers/rednecks/mechanics. I don't mind a bit of a tomboy at times, but if a girl wants a chance, she better keep this "born to ride" shìt where it belongs - 1970. Same goes for hippies and farm girls.
10. Druggies/smokers/chewers. Drinking is fine in none to moderate amounts.
11. Any sort of poor hygiene.
12. Skin tone. Some look good pale, others should tan.
13. Too serious.
14. Can't keep a convo going.
15. Preppies (see 1 and 2). Rich, snobby, stuck-up, centered on fashion and trends. Once highschool is over, their shyt is ruined cause it's time to enter big life, and being 'fashionable' is not as important as getting right answers.
Here's mine:
1. Dumb bytches. This is a huge one. Some peeps and I were talking about the war in Iraq and this Ricarda comes up to us and inquires..... yes, I'm not shytting ya... "There is a war?" I had an aneurysm right there. Girls who spend more time reading seventeen and cosmo than Time and Science news (or any other intelligent mag) go on my hit list without further ado.
2. An offtake on the above is bimbos. I am often willing to cut a girl some slack and consider the possibility of her being naturally supid (1), but not bimbos. Superficial, often rich, without two braincells to rub together, their shrill voice pierces the hallways after a cheerleading practice. Times like this I wish I had a pipebomb.
3. Wh-res. Often bimbos, they wh-re themselves out to the football team until their tits begin to sag and asses fill with cellulite. Here also belong golddiggers and attention bytches.
4. Fatsos. Enough said.
5. Feminists. Usually fat, ugly, and bitter because they don't get laid.
6. Religious zealots. No sex till marriage? Screw you.
7. Yes, vegetarians.
8. Gothics.
9. Bikers/rockers/rednecks/mechanics. I don't mind a bit of a tomboy at times, but if a girl wants a chance, she better keep this "born to ride" shìt where it belongs - 1970. Same goes for hippies and farm girls.
10. Druggies/smokers/chewers. Drinking is fine in none to moderate amounts.
11. Any sort of poor hygiene.
12. Skin tone. Some look good pale, others should tan.
13. Too serious.
14. Can't keep a convo going.
15. Preppies (see 1 and 2). Rich, snobby, stuck-up, centered on fashion and trends. Once highschool is over, their shyt is ruined cause it's time to enter big life, and being 'fashionable' is not as important as getting right answers.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
McKindley
Senior Don Juan
Girls who have will sex with everyone EXCEPT FOR ME (not that I want to bang skanks, but I'd like to at least have the OPTION).
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
My list:
wh()res
Flakes
not Christian
bad teeth
disproportionate body
obese
overly thin
anorexic or bulimic
acts unemotional/doesn't laugh or cry
unaffectionate
facial hair
body hair
short unfeminine hair (very few girls can pull off short hair in a good way. emo girls do not count. they look butch.)
too much eyeshadow (they look like Marilyn Manson
too much makeup in general
doesn't take care of her body
bad hygiene/smells/is dirty
dominant/likes submissive guys
feminist in any way, shape or form
Democrat or other liberal
Bush hater
smokes cigarettes or weed
does drugs
likes to get drunk
Catholic
bad hair dye job
hates country or metal
is a big gossiper
not girly
unfeminine/is masculine
hates sports
one of those communist corporation-haters
thinks that rich people are the devil
can't talk cars worth a crap
doesn't like kids
doesn't enjoy housework
oversized girls in undersized clothing
saggy skin
vegetarian or vegan
doesn't talk much
not clingy at all, even just a little
no boobs
the word "laugh" isn't in her dictionary
anti-war protestor
pro-abortion
pro-gun control
swears too much
stops paying attention to you when her friends are around
socialist
controlling/not submissive
doesn't know how to be seductive
doesn't act vulnerable
no hint of scandalousness at all
no butt
wh()res
Flakes
not Christian
bad teeth
disproportionate body
obese
overly thin
anorexic or bulimic
acts unemotional/doesn't laugh or cry
unaffectionate
facial hair
body hair
short unfeminine hair (very few girls can pull off short hair in a good way. emo girls do not count. they look butch.)
too much eyeshadow (they look like Marilyn Manson
too much makeup in general
doesn't take care of her body
bad hygiene/smells/is dirty
dominant/likes submissive guys
feminist in any way, shape or form
Democrat or other liberal
Bush hater
smokes cigarettes or weed
does drugs
likes to get drunk
Catholic
bad hair dye job
hates country or metal
is a big gossiper
not girly
unfeminine/is masculine
hates sports
one of those communist corporation-haters
thinks that rich people are the devil
can't talk cars worth a crap
doesn't like kids
doesn't enjoy housework
oversized girls in undersized clothing
saggy skin
vegetarian or vegan
doesn't talk much
not clingy at all, even just a little
no boobs
the word "laugh" isn't in her dictionary
anti-war protestor
pro-abortion
pro-gun control
swears too much
stops paying attention to you when her friends are around
socialist
controlling/not submissive
doesn't know how to be seductive
doesn't act vulnerable
no hint of scandalousness at all
no butt
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Bump.
I have to add fat chicks that think they are God's gift just because they are easy. Just plain nasty...
I have to add fat chicks that think they are God's gift just because they are easy. Just plain nasty...
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
BUMP (I'm bored).
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
jiza101
Master Don Juan
1) Ugly chicks (won't touch them)
2) Fat chicks (^^^)
3) Pale white chicks who arnt hot (^^^)
4) ANY hair on there body except ON TOP of head, eyebrows, and a SMALL clean bush is ok.
5) Women who think they are top sh!t
6) Women who have no sense of humour
7) Feminists
8) Women who can't hold an intelligent conversation !!
9) Women who are always on the phone
10) Women who ***** about men, yet **** them every night
11) Women who complain A LOT
12) Women with fat asses!
13) Cellulite
14) monobrows ! (goes into ugly)
15) Women who won't pay half, let alone OFFER to pay
16) Women with ugly names (martha, grettel etc)
17) Women who make a big deal about circumsized guys :crackup:
18) Women who wear to much MAKEUP AHH!
19) GOTHS WHO THINK THEY ARE DIFFERENT !!!
Thats it i think
2) Fat chicks (^^^)
3) Pale white chicks who arnt hot (^^^)
4) ANY hair on there body except ON TOP of head, eyebrows, and a SMALL clean bush is ok.
5) Women who think they are top sh!t
6) Women who have no sense of humour
7) Feminists
8) Women who can't hold an intelligent conversation !!
9) Women who are always on the phone
10) Women who ***** about men, yet **** them every night
11) Women who complain A LOT
12) Women with fat asses!
13) Cellulite
14) monobrows ! (goes into ugly)
15) Women who won't pay half, let alone OFFER to pay
16) Women with ugly names (martha, grettel etc)
17) Women who make a big deal about circumsized guys :crackup:
18) Women who wear to much MAKEUP AHH!
19) GOTHS WHO THINK THEY ARE DIFFERENT !!!
Thats it i think
StrangeButTrue
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In no particular order
-Women who think they deserve better than everyone else
-Hairy sideburns/arms
-Not at the least trimmed downstairs
-Attention *****
-Inconsistent
-Prude
-Talk too damn much about stupid ****
-Whiners
-Liars
-Poor hygiene. Can't stress that one enough. Though I'd think that's not just me that hates this.
-Vegetarians (mostly for their (usually) self-righteous attitude)
-Wide hips, no ass
-Flabby arms
-Beer belly
-Women who think they deserve better than everyone else
-Hairy sideburns/arms
-Not at the least trimmed downstairs
-Attention *****
-Inconsistent
-Prude
-Talk too damn much about stupid ****
-Whiners
-Liars
-Poor hygiene. Can't stress that one enough. Though I'd think that's not just me that hates this.
-Vegetarians (mostly for their (usually) self-righteous attitude)
-Wide hips, no ass
-Flabby arms
-Beer belly
DumpaLumpagus
Don Juan
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1) Control Freaks!
2) "Stank ass hoes"
3) Overly submissive types
4) Press on nails
5) "Furry" women
6) Junk in the trunk
7) That one girl who smells like JC penneys
8) That one girl who agrees to a date but ends up ditching you for her friends
9) Women who are too serious and don't know how to RELAX!
10) Women who ignore their health
2) "Stank ass hoes"
3) Overly submissive types
4) Press on nails
5) "Furry" women
6) Junk in the trunk
7) That one girl who smells like JC penneys
8) That one girl who agrees to a date but ends up ditching you for her friends
9) Women who are too serious and don't know how to RELAX!
10) Women who ignore their health
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.