"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Lessons From A Gigolo

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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No wonder there are so few real DJ's here. An example of how far this sh*t can take someone is given, and the gut reaction here is to ridicule and flame them.

And it started with a woman. How convenient.
 

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Good story and analysis coldcoal :) I enjoyed the read! Really shows what one can do without money or muscle, but purely from the way they project themselves in the world and how they simply resonate the feeling of 'im a cool guy that you all want to be around :D' towards others.

All was good apart from some of the annoying interruptions >:| *cough*iqqi*


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It amazes me how many threads here get interrupted and off-topic because of some inter-personal bickering or whatever. Jeez.

I know exactly what you mean about connections and friends. I mean, have you ever read a little book called "The Godfather"? All Don Corleone asks is your friendship...good advice
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

coldcoal

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It has been requested this thread be removed for reasons not related to what has been said here.

This thread is not being removed because of Iqqi. As much as I would love to see it, she deserves no blame. It's cool.
 
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