"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Lesson: Beer and Temperature

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I have a beer fridge and I have about 30 beers in there. Well, I decided to take the topmost one (and it's one of those crappy fridge/freezer attempted fridges) and I opened it up, and it started fizzling for two minutes. :mad:

Lesson is, don't let your beer freeze, it's STILL frozen 20 minutes later, and I still can't drink the damned thing.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Docs said:
I have a beer fridge and I have about 30 beers in there. Well, I decided to take the topmost one (and it's one of those crappy fridge/freezer attempted fridges) and I opened it up, and it started fizzling for two minutes. :mad:

Lesson is, don't let your beer freeze, it's STILL frozen 20 minutes later, and I still can't drink the damned thing.
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This just proves my point that you are a troll :kick:

Skinny beer drinking keyboard jokey, troll, hiding underneath a supposed troll hunter. You are taking sh1t into these forums, making it not fun. Leave us alone.
 
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Get out of my threads. The fact you're commenting in every thread I post in puts you in a bad light.

Show me a post that you have made that proves a useful architecure for fellow posters to learn from, and I'll show you twenty of mine.

Secondly, I like my beer.
-You're oh so close djbr, correct that bold tag :)
 
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I will keep it simple. The color stuff is too much goddamn work!

Men can see only three colors: black, white, and colorful

:crackup:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Docs said:
:).
It's now about 45 minutes and I still haven't been able to have a sip of my beer yet.
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I guess you're not going to. When that happens it tastes like sh1t.

Well, at least here. We're usually at 25+ degrees Celsius, and that may have some influence.
 
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What I think happened, was that fizzing was actually my alcohol flying out, leaving my frozen water (because water freezes, alcohol doesn't).

Eeep! :(
-I want to live where you live!
 
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Docs said:
What I think happened, was that fizzing was actually my alcohol flying out, leaving my frozen water (because water freezes, alcohol doesn't).
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Makes sense. And crappy beer.

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Eeep! :(
-I want to live where you live!
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I am showing you the good side :)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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:O Beer is yummy. I want my whiskey sadly I drank it all. :( Beer topic :O I like Molson :D oooh and of course coorss
 
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Bah, I just had my first sip, and I am right, the alcohol was the fizzle.

Son of a biatch. It's only been a hour and a half
 
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You're Canadian, and in the Army, and you didn't know that you shouldn't let your beer freeze? Are you from Alberta or something? Damn, shame on you!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I found this out a few months ago....I had a golf bag in the garage full of beer, and i decided to have a few, since my inhouse stock run out.....well, it was all crap (froze in the garage)

6 cans - out in the trash.:cuss:
 
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