"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Lesson: Beer and Temperature

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I have a beer fridge and I have about 30 beers in there. Well, I decided to take the topmost one (and it's one of those crappy fridge/freezer attempted fridges) and I opened it up, and it started fizzling for two minutes. :mad:

Lesson is, don't let your beer freeze, it's STILL frozen 20 minutes later, and I still can't drink the damned thing.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Docs said:
I have a beer fridge and I have about 30 beers in there. Well, I decided to take the topmost one (and it's one of those crappy fridge/freezer attempted fridges) and I opened it up, and it started fizzling for two minutes. :mad:

Lesson is, don't let your beer freeze, it's STILL frozen 20 minutes later, and I still can't drink the damned thing.
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This just proves my point that you are a troll :kick:

Skinny beer drinking keyboard jokey, troll, hiding underneath a supposed troll hunter. You are taking sh1t into these forums, making it not fun. Leave us alone.
 
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Get out of my threads. The fact you're commenting in every thread I post in puts you in a bad light.

Show me a post that you have made that proves a useful architecure for fellow posters to learn from, and I'll show you twenty of mine.

Secondly, I like my beer.
-You're oh so close djbr, correct that bold tag :)
 
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I will keep it simple. The color stuff is too much goddamn work!

Men can see only three colors: black, white, and colorful

:crackup:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Docs said:
:).
It's now about 45 minutes and I still haven't been able to have a sip of my beer yet.
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I guess you're not going to. When that happens it tastes like sh1t.

Well, at least here. We're usually at 25+ degrees Celsius, and that may have some influence.
 
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What I think happened, was that fizzing was actually my alcohol flying out, leaving my frozen water (because water freezes, alcohol doesn't).

Eeep! :(
-I want to live where you live!
 
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Docs said:
What I think happened, was that fizzing was actually my alcohol flying out, leaving my frozen water (because water freezes, alcohol doesn't).
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Makes sense. And crappy beer.

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Eeep! :(
-I want to live where you live!
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I am showing you the good side :)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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:O Beer is yummy. I want my whiskey sadly I drank it all. :( Beer topic :O I like Molson :D oooh and of course coorss
 
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Bah, I just had my first sip, and I am right, the alcohol was the fizzle.

Son of a biatch. It's only been a hour and a half
 
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You're Canadian, and in the Army, and you didn't know that you shouldn't let your beer freeze? Are you from Alberta or something? Damn, shame on you!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I found this out a few months ago....I had a golf bag in the garage full of beer, and i decided to have a few, since my inhouse stock run out.....well, it was all crap (froze in the garage)

6 cans - out in the trash.:cuss:
 
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