"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lesson: Beer and Temperature

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I have a beer fridge and I have about 30 beers in there. Well, I decided to take the topmost one (and it's one of those crappy fridge/freezer attempted fridges) and I opened it up, and it started fizzling for two minutes. :mad:

Lesson is, don't let your beer freeze, it's STILL frozen 20 minutes later, and I still can't drink the damned thing.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Docs said:
I have a beer fridge and I have about 30 beers in there. Well, I decided to take the topmost one (and it's one of those crappy fridge/freezer attempted fridges) and I opened it up, and it started fizzling for two minutes. :mad:

Lesson is, don't let your beer freeze, it's STILL frozen 20 minutes later, and I still can't drink the damned thing.
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This just proves my point that you are a troll :kick:

Skinny beer drinking keyboard jokey, troll, hiding underneath a supposed troll hunter. You are taking sh1t into these forums, making it not fun. Leave us alone.
 
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Get out of my threads. The fact you're commenting in every thread I post in puts you in a bad light.

Show me a post that you have made that proves a useful architecure for fellow posters to learn from, and I'll show you twenty of mine.

Secondly, I like my beer.
-You're oh so close djbr, correct that bold tag :)
 
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I will keep it simple. The color stuff is too much goddamn work!

Men can see only three colors: black, white, and colorful

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Docs said:
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It's now about 45 minutes and I still haven't been able to have a sip of my beer yet.
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I guess you're not going to. When that happens it tastes like sh1t.

Well, at least here. We're usually at 25+ degrees Celsius, and that may have some influence.
 
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What I think happened, was that fizzing was actually my alcohol flying out, leaving my frozen water (because water freezes, alcohol doesn't).

Eeep! :(
-I want to live where you live!
 
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Docs said:
What I think happened, was that fizzing was actually my alcohol flying out, leaving my frozen water (because water freezes, alcohol doesn't).
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Makes sense. And crappy beer.

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Eeep! :(
-I want to live where you live!
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I am showing you the good side :)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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:O Beer is yummy. I want my whiskey sadly I drank it all. :( Beer topic :O I like Molson :D oooh and of course coorss
 
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Bah, I just had my first sip, and I am right, the alcohol was the fizzle.

Son of a biatch. It's only been a hour and a half
 
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You're Canadian, and in the Army, and you didn't know that you shouldn't let your beer freeze? Are you from Alberta or something? Damn, shame on you!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I found this out a few months ago....I had a golf bag in the garage full of beer, and i decided to have a few, since my inhouse stock run out.....well, it was all crap (froze in the garage)

6 cans - out in the trash.:cuss:
 
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