"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Lesson: Beer and Temperature

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I have a beer fridge and I have about 30 beers in there. Well, I decided to take the topmost one (and it's one of those crappy fridge/freezer attempted fridges) and I opened it up, and it started fizzling for two minutes. :mad:

Lesson is, don't let your beer freeze, it's STILL frozen 20 minutes later, and I still can't drink the damned thing.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Docs said:
I have a beer fridge and I have about 30 beers in there. Well, I decided to take the topmost one (and it's one of those crappy fridge/freezer attempted fridges) and I opened it up, and it started fizzling for two minutes. :mad:

Lesson is, don't let your beer freeze, it's STILL frozen 20 minutes later, and I still can't drink the damned thing.
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This just proves my point that you are a troll :kick:

Skinny beer drinking keyboard jokey, troll, hiding underneath a supposed troll hunter. You are taking sh1t into these forums, making it not fun. Leave us alone.
 
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Troll Target Acquired
 
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Get out of my threads. The fact you're commenting in every thread I post in puts you in a bad light.

Show me a post that you have made that proves a useful architecure for fellow posters to learn from, and I'll show you twenty of mine.

Secondly, I like my beer.
-You're oh so close djbr, correct that bold tag :)
 
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I will keep it simple. The color stuff is too much goddamn work!

Men can see only three colors: black, white, and colorful

:crackup:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Docs said:
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It's now about 45 minutes and I still haven't been able to have a sip of my beer yet.
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I guess you're not going to. When that happens it tastes like sh1t.

Well, at least here. We're usually at 25+ degrees Celsius, and that may have some influence.
 
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What I think happened, was that fizzing was actually my alcohol flying out, leaving my frozen water (because water freezes, alcohol doesn't).

Eeep! :(
-I want to live where you live!
 
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What I think happened, was that fizzing was actually my alcohol flying out, leaving my frozen water (because water freezes, alcohol doesn't).
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Makes sense. And crappy beer.

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Eeep! :(
-I want to live where you live!
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I am showing you the good side :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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:O Beer is yummy. I want my whiskey sadly I drank it all. :( Beer topic :O I like Molson :D oooh and of course coorss
 
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Bah, I just had my first sip, and I am right, the alcohol was the fizzle.

Son of a biatch. It's only been a hour and a half
 
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You're Canadian, and in the Army, and you didn't know that you shouldn't let your beer freeze? Are you from Alberta or something? Damn, shame on you!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I found this out a few months ago....I had a golf bag in the garage full of beer, and i decided to have a few, since my inhouse stock run out.....well, it was all crap (froze in the garage)

6 cans - out in the trash.:cuss:
 
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