"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I have these little bumps all over my c0ck, mostly toward the base. Some of them release oils when I squeeze them. It's not any sort of STD, since I'm a virgin.

What causes this shyt, and how can I get rid of it?

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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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As soon as you lose your virginity the bumps will go away.
 
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Originally posted by wheelin&dealin:
As soon as you lose your virginity the bumps will go away.
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Dude, are you serious? I have the same.

Either you're laughing at my stupidity, or you really are serious!

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I think they're called pearny penile papules.

Go see a doctor. That'll make em go away.

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Everything in moderation, nothing in excess - Greek proverb
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hair follicles.

I think it should be a standard part of sex education in school to mention these things. For a couple of years when I was in high school I was terrified that I had some disease. Evidently I'm not the only one.
 
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Originally posted by Tryin to Grow a Chin:
I have these little bumps all over my c0ck, mostly toward the base. Some of them release oils when I squeeze them. It's not any sort of STD, since I'm a virgin.

What causes this shyt, and how can I get rid of it?
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Damn, i got the same thing.


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Just dip it in some beer every night for two weeks. Goes away like a charm.

Give the beer to your friend to drink. Laugh heartily!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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i got those when i was like 13 for like a month. you'll be fine!
 
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Originally posted by wheelin&dealin:
As soon as you lose your virginity the bumps will go away.
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(Looks at c0ck) Nope, apparently not.

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