"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I have these little bumps all over my c0ck, mostly toward the base. Some of them release oils when I squeeze them. It's not any sort of STD, since I'm a virgin.

What causes this shyt, and how can I get rid of it?

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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As soon as you lose your virginity the bumps will go away.
 
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Originally posted by wheelin&dealin:
As soon as you lose your virginity the bumps will go away.
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Dude, are you serious? I have the same.

Either you're laughing at my stupidity, or you really are serious!

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I think they're called pearny penile papules.

Go see a doctor. That'll make em go away.

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Everything in moderation, nothing in excess - Greek proverb
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Hair follicles.

I think it should be a standard part of sex education in school to mention these things. For a couple of years when I was in high school I was terrified that I had some disease. Evidently I'm not the only one.
 
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Originally posted by Tryin to Grow a Chin:
I have these little bumps all over my c0ck, mostly toward the base. Some of them release oils when I squeeze them. It's not any sort of STD, since I'm a virgin.

What causes this shyt, and how can I get rid of it?
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Damn, i got the same thing.


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Just dip it in some beer every night for two weeks. Goes away like a charm.

Give the beer to your friend to drink. Laugh heartily!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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i got those when i was like 13 for like a month. you'll be fine!
 
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Originally posted by wheelin&dealin:
As soon as you lose your virginity the bumps will go away.
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(Looks at c0ck) Nope, apparently not.

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