"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Tryin to Grow a Chin

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I have these little bumps all over my c0ck, mostly toward the base. Some of them release oils when I squeeze them. It's not any sort of STD, since I'm a virgin.

What causes this shyt, and how can I get rid of it?

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"Ben Affleck is not a homosexual; he just plays one in the bathhouse."
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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As soon as you lose your virginity the bumps will go away.
 

Nicholas Hill

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Originally posted by wheelin&dealin:
As soon as you lose your virginity the bumps will go away.
Dude, are you serious? I have the same.

Either you're laughing at my stupidity, or you really are serious!

Nick
 

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I think they're called pearny penile papules.

Go see a doctor. That'll make em go away.

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Everything in moderation, nothing in excess - Greek proverb
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Hair follicles.

I think it should be a standard part of sex education in school to mention these things. For a couple of years when I was in high school I was terrified that I had some disease. Evidently I'm not the only one.
 

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Originally posted by Tryin to Grow a Chin:
I have these little bumps all over my c0ck, mostly toward the base. Some of them release oils when I squeeze them. It's not any sort of STD, since I'm a virgin.

What causes this shyt, and how can I get rid of it?

Damn, i got the same thing.


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Just dip it in some beer every night for two weeks. Goes away like a charm.

Give the beer to your friend to drink. Laugh heartily!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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i got those when i was like 13 for like a month. you'll be fine!
 

Tryin to Grow a Chin

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Originally posted by wheelin&dealin:
As soon as you lose your virginity the bumps will go away.
(Looks at c0ck) Nope, apparently not.

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"Chivalry isn't dead; it just smells AFC." - Tryin to Grow a Chin
 
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