Laugh If You Want, But Help Me Out

[Tryin to Grow a Chin]

I have these little bumps all over my c0ck, mostly toward the base. Some of them release oils when I squeeze them. It's not any sort of STD, since I'm a virgin.

What causes this shyt, and how can I get rid of it?

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"Ben Affleck is not a homosexual; he just plays one in the bathhouse."

 

[wheelin&dealin]

As soon as you lose your virginity the bumps will go away.

 

[Nicholas Hill]

Originally posted by wheelin&dealin:
As soon as you lose your virginity the bumps will go away.

Dude, are you serious? I have the same.

Either you're laughing at my stupidity, or you really are serious!

Nick

 

[WampaLord]

I think they're called pearny penile papules.

Go see a doctor. That'll make em go away.

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Whenever you gamble, eventually you lose.

Everything in moderation, nothing in excess - Greek proverb

 

[Soshyopathe]

Pearly penile papules. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. Just keep your johnson clean.

 

[bodybuildin]

man, probably pimples or hair follciles

who cares

 

[darkhorse]

Hair follicles.

I think it should be a standard part of sex education in school to mention these things. For a couple of years when I was in high school I was terrified that I had some disease. Evidently I'm not the only one.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Originally posted by Tryin to Grow a Chin:
I have these little bumps all over my c0ck, mostly toward the base. Some of them release oils when I squeeze them. It's not any sort of STD, since I'm a virgin.

What causes this shyt, and how can I get rid of it?

Damn, i got the same thing.


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[Ricardo]

Just dip it in some beer every night for two weeks. Goes away like a charm.

Give the beer to your friend to drink. Laugh heartily!

 

[Idorus]

I doubt its healthy to squeeze em

 

[dj blass]

i got those when i was like 13 for like a month. you'll be fine!

 

[Tryin to Grow a Chin]

Originally posted by wheelin&dealin:
As soon as you lose your virginity the bumps will go away.

(Looks at c0ck) Nope, apparently not.

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"Chivalry isn't dead; it just smells AFC." - Tryin to Grow a Chin