"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Tryin to Grow a Chin

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I have these little bumps all over my c0ck, mostly toward the base. Some of them release oils when I squeeze them. It's not any sort of STD, since I'm a virgin.

What causes this shyt, and how can I get rid of it?

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"Ben Affleck is not a homosexual; he just plays one in the bathhouse."
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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As soon as you lose your virginity the bumps will go away.
 
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Originally posted by wheelin&dealin:
As soon as you lose your virginity the bumps will go away.
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Dude, are you serious? I have the same.

Either you're laughing at my stupidity, or you really are serious!

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I think they're called pearny penile papules.

Go see a doctor. That'll make em go away.

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Whenever you gamble, eventually you lose.

Everything in moderation, nothing in excess - Greek proverb
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Hair follicles.

I think it should be a standard part of sex education in school to mention these things. For a couple of years when I was in high school I was terrified that I had some disease. Evidently I'm not the only one.
 
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Originally posted by Tryin to Grow a Chin:
I have these little bumps all over my c0ck, mostly toward the base. Some of them release oils when I squeeze them. It's not any sort of STD, since I'm a virgin.

What causes this shyt, and how can I get rid of it?
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Damn, i got the same thing.


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Just dip it in some beer every night for two weeks. Goes away like a charm.

Give the beer to your friend to drink. Laugh heartily!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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i got those when i was like 13 for like a month. you'll be fine!
 
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Originally posted by wheelin&dealin:
As soon as you lose your virginity the bumps will go away.
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(Looks at c0ck) Nope, apparently not.

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"Chivalry isn't dead; it just smells AFC." - Tryin to Grow a Chin
 
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