MatureDJ
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Lass thinks that that men who like skinny women are "creepy"
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
lizardking82
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Lass, whoever that is, can go **** her/himself. I love skinny women, I date skinny women, they are the ones that turn me on. And if I am creepy to Lass, than **** Lass again.
Who Dares Win
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Being called creepy is becoming an achievement nowadays
btw read some of her blog and I strongly believe there should be some kind of mental disturb in medical books to describe such state.
Its like mental masturbation fueled from lsd and xanax while listening heavy metal on a dramatic movie...that kind of mess
btw read some of her blog and I strongly believe there should be some kind of mental disturb in medical books to describe such state.
Its like mental masturbation fueled from lsd and xanax while listening heavy metal on a dramatic movie...that kind of mess
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
You beat me to it.
wifehunter
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I guess I'm "Mister Creepster" then!!! 
Because, Fat is fugly.
Because, Fat is fugly.
KingBeef
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I got creeped out after reading this nonsense and imagining what she looks like in person... Lol
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
marmel75
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Lol...a "lass"??
I'm sure she does think that since so many people are obese these days.
I had to stop reading that...
1) Women think about dumb sh!t like that way too much
2) No guy with any level of testosterone contemplates that type of dumb sh!t
3) Guys don't "blame" women for turning them on and aren't ashamed of it, unless they are AFCs
I'm sure she does think that since so many people are obese these days.
I had to stop reading that...
1) Women think about dumb sh!t like that way too much
2) No guy with any level of testosterone contemplates that type of dumb sh!t
3) Guys don't "blame" women for turning them on and aren't ashamed of it, unless they are AFCs
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S*** I had one heinous scrag at the mall today give me the haughty look like I've been staring at her ass. Which was no doubt true because her ass was filling up the whole corridor. I must admit I might have been looking at the train wreck. Probably mid forties huge saggy ass in mumble pants, covered in bling, big mane of grey hair with a gaudy rhinestone hair clip calling attention to it.
There wouldn't be enough beer in the world to get me to do it
Most of these chicks just don't live in our reality
There wouldn't be enough beer in the world to get me to do it
Most of these chicks just don't live in our reality
FwoGiZ
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Isn't there any admin on this forum? Posts such as those should be obliterated into at least 121312B black holes.... Ugh plz I was gonna go to sleep but I guess I'll try again next week