MatureDJ
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Lass thinks that that men who like skinny women are "creepy"
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
lizardking82
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Lass, whoever that is, can go **** her/himself. I love skinny women, I date skinny women, they are the ones that turn me on. And if I am creepy to Lass, than **** Lass again.
Who Dares Win
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Being called creepy is becoming an achievement nowadays
btw read some of her blog and I strongly believe there should be some kind of mental disturb in medical books to describe such state.
Its like mental masturbation fueled from lsd and xanax while listening heavy metal on a dramatic movie...that kind of mess
btw read some of her blog and I strongly believe there should be some kind of mental disturb in medical books to describe such state.
Its like mental masturbation fueled from lsd and xanax while listening heavy metal on a dramatic movie...that kind of mess
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
You beat me to it.
wifehunter
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I guess I'm "Mister Creepster" then!!! 
Because, Fat is fugly.
Because, Fat is fugly.
KingBeef
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I got creeped out after reading this nonsense and imagining what she looks like in person... Lol
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
marmel75
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Lol...a "lass"??
I'm sure she does think that since so many people are obese these days.
I had to stop reading that...
1) Women think about dumb sh!t like that way too much
2) No guy with any level of testosterone contemplates that type of dumb sh!t
3) Guys don't "blame" women for turning them on and aren't ashamed of it, unless they are AFCs
I'm sure she does think that since so many people are obese these days.
I had to stop reading that...
1) Women think about dumb sh!t like that way too much
2) No guy with any level of testosterone contemplates that type of dumb sh!t
3) Guys don't "blame" women for turning them on and aren't ashamed of it, unless they are AFCs
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S*** I had one heinous scrag at the mall today give me the haughty look like I've been staring at her ass. Which was no doubt true because her ass was filling up the whole corridor. I must admit I might have been looking at the train wreck. Probably mid forties huge saggy ass in mumble pants, covered in bling, big mane of grey hair with a gaudy rhinestone hair clip calling attention to it.
There wouldn't be enough beer in the world to get me to do it
Most of these chicks just don't live in our reality
There wouldn't be enough beer in the world to get me to do it
Most of these chicks just don't live in our reality
FwoGiZ
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Isn't there any admin on this forum? Posts such as those should be obliterated into at least 121312B black holes.... Ugh plz I was gonna go to sleep but I guess I'll try again next week