snackwitch
Don Juan
The title says it all.. who's with me? Tell this no rhythm hussy to take her "disco stick" to Europe, where someone might like her crappy techno pop.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Lady Gaga must die
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
snackwitch
Don Juan
haha good one. I wasn't talking about how good looking or f*ckable she is... I was talking about her music (or what she calls music) ... Plus there are a bunch more sexy singers and performers we have to choose from besides her.Taviii said:
KontrollerX
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Can't disagree more.
Though I don't like all of her songs she is better than most of the current garbage passing as talent these days.
"Just Dance" and "Lovegame" are awesome in my opinion. :rock:
Though I don't like all of her songs she is better than most of the current garbage passing as talent these days.
"Just Dance" and "Lovegame" are awesome in my opinion. :rock:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Hughman
Senior Don Juan
The UK loves her. At least she can sing and dance at the same time. Better than half the female performers out there.
swap you for Amy Winehouse, she's got those crap talking slightly abusive lyrics which put together with music is awful, and the additional personal life mental health problems America loves it's musicians to have.
We'll take Lady Gaga even if she has only had 2 good songs, is annoying and an extremely weird scary woman.
We'll take Lady Gaga even if she has only had 2 good songs, is annoying and an extremely weird scary woman.
Da Realist
Master Don Juan
I disagree only because you're not taking it far enough. There are a lot of people I would want to see gone. I got spoiled on good music, so a lot of folks aren't working for me right now.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
I know of 2 more...try these.Hache said:
Lady GaGa- Paparazzi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9ainQJqdhU&feature=related
Lady GaGa- I Like It Rough http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYcA7mEbyD8
These songs are pretty catchy...I think her music is good, but shes an ugly wh0re with no style.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Unbridled_Phoenix
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She's at the forefront of the UNIMAGINATIVE LYRICS craze of 2009...look at her lyrics, she's just singing about losing her phone in a bar and stupid mundane crap, you're dumber every time you listen to this modern dribble
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
ready123
Master Don Juan
that Wale song would be boring without her on the hook
and I like Just Dance and Pokerface. it's fun as hell when those songs come on in the club
and I like Just Dance and Pokerface. it's fun as hell when those songs come on in the club
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
1 she's BI. I met her ex boyfriend a few months back.fuzzx said:
2. her vids are demeaning to males unless they're gay.
My girlfriend took body shots off of her in LA so I'm not a tremendous fan.
I got no problems with her music since I hear it almost every night at venues. I'd say it's no better or worse then most of the garbage that's on billboard top 40 these days.
I really miss old school Cyprus Hill
snackwitch
Don Juan
sh*t this is the reason she is still on the air, people are either indifferent or actually dig this crap. Here's hoping to that her music will die a QUIET death and at least move off the radio/ top 40 so at least they stop playing this crap at clubs.
I think Dave Chapelle said it best: "this b*tch's crazy dancing is making my penis go soft"
I think Dave Chapelle said it best: "this b*tch's crazy dancing is making my penis go soft"
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Can people not throw the word "Europe" around please..It doesn't refer to a place at all, it refers to a continent made up of many countries which are vastly different in culture to each other.
Personally I think her music is crap apart from Just Dance and Pokerface which I don't genuinely like, I just dance to them when i'm drunk as fvck
Personally I think her music is crap apart from Just Dance and Pokerface which I don't genuinely like, I just dance to them when i'm drunk as fvck
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.