snackwitch
Don Juan
The title says it all.. who's with me? Tell this no rhythm hussy to take her "disco stick" to Europe, where someone might like her crappy techno pop.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Lady Gaga must die
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
snackwitch
Don Juan
haha good one. I wasn't talking about how good looking or f*ckable she is... I was talking about her music (or what she calls music) ... Plus there are a bunch more sexy singers and performers we have to choose from besides her.Taviii said:
KontrollerX
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Can't disagree more.
Though I don't like all of her songs she is better than most of the current garbage passing as talent these days.
"Just Dance" and "Lovegame" are awesome in my opinion. :rock:
Though I don't like all of her songs she is better than most of the current garbage passing as talent these days.
"Just Dance" and "Lovegame" are awesome in my opinion. :rock:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Hughman
Senior Don Juan
The UK loves her. At least she can sing and dance at the same time. Better than half the female performers out there.
swap you for Amy Winehouse, she's got those crap talking slightly abusive lyrics which put together with music is awful, and the additional personal life mental health problems America loves it's musicians to have.
We'll take Lady Gaga even if she has only had 2 good songs, is annoying and an extremely weird scary woman.
We'll take Lady Gaga even if she has only had 2 good songs, is annoying and an extremely weird scary woman.
Da Realist
Master Don Juan
I disagree only because you're not taking it far enough. There are a lot of people I would want to see gone. I got spoiled on good music, so a lot of folks aren't working for me right now.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
I know of 2 more...try these.Hache said:
Lady GaGa- Paparazzi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9ainQJqdhU&feature=related
Lady GaGa- I Like It Rough http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYcA7mEbyD8
These songs are pretty catchy...I think her music is good, but shes an ugly wh0re with no style.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Unbridled_Phoenix
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She's at the forefront of the UNIMAGINATIVE LYRICS craze of 2009...look at her lyrics, she's just singing about losing her phone in a bar and stupid mundane crap, you're dumber every time you listen to this modern dribble
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
ready123
Master Don Juan
that Wale song would be boring without her on the hook
and I like Just Dance and Pokerface. it's fun as hell when those songs come on in the club
and I like Just Dance and Pokerface. it's fun as hell when those songs come on in the club
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
1 she's BI. I met her ex boyfriend a few months back.fuzzx said:
2. her vids are demeaning to males unless they're gay.
My girlfriend took body shots off of her in LA so I'm not a tremendous fan.
I got no problems with her music since I hear it almost every night at venues. I'd say it's no better or worse then most of the garbage that's on billboard top 40 these days.
I really miss old school Cyprus Hill
snackwitch
Don Juan
sh*t this is the reason she is still on the air, people are either indifferent or actually dig this crap. Here's hoping to that her music will die a QUIET death and at least move off the radio/ top 40 so at least they stop playing this crap at clubs.
I think Dave Chapelle said it best: "this b*tch's crazy dancing is making my penis go soft"
I think Dave Chapelle said it best: "this b*tch's crazy dancing is making my penis go soft"
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Can people not throw the word "Europe" around please..It doesn't refer to a place at all, it refers to a continent made up of many countries which are vastly different in culture to each other.
Personally I think her music is crap apart from Just Dance and Pokerface which I don't genuinely like, I just dance to them when i'm drunk as fvck
Personally I think her music is crap apart from Just Dance and Pokerface which I don't genuinely like, I just dance to them when i'm drunk as fvck
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.