snackwitch
Don Juan
The title says it all.. who's with me? Tell this no rhythm hussy to take her "disco stick" to Europe, where someone might like her crappy techno pop.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Lady Gaga must die
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
snackwitch
Don Juan
haha good one. I wasn't talking about how good looking or f*ckable she is... I was talking about her music (or what she calls music) ... Plus there are a bunch more sexy singers and performers we have to choose from besides her.Taviii said:
KontrollerX
Master Don Juan
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Can't disagree more.
Though I don't like all of her songs she is better than most of the current garbage passing as talent these days.
"Just Dance" and "Lovegame" are awesome in my opinion. :rock:
Though I don't like all of her songs she is better than most of the current garbage passing as talent these days.
"Just Dance" and "Lovegame" are awesome in my opinion. :rock:
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Hughman
Senior Don Juan
The UK loves her. At least she can sing and dance at the same time. Better than half the female performers out there.
swap you for Amy Winehouse, she's got those crap talking slightly abusive lyrics which put together with music is awful, and the additional personal life mental health problems America loves it's musicians to have.
We'll take Lady Gaga even if she has only had 2 good songs, is annoying and an extremely weird scary woman.
We'll take Lady Gaga even if she has only had 2 good songs, is annoying and an extremely weird scary woman.
Da Realist
Master Don Juan
I disagree only because you're not taking it far enough. There are a lot of people I would want to see gone. I got spoiled on good music, so a lot of folks aren't working for me right now.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
I know of 2 more...try these.Hache said:
Lady GaGa- Paparazzi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9ainQJqdhU&feature=related
Lady GaGa- I Like It Rough http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYcA7mEbyD8
These songs are pretty catchy...I think her music is good, but shes an ugly wh0re with no style.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Unbridled_Phoenix
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She's at the forefront of the UNIMAGINATIVE LYRICS craze of 2009...look at her lyrics, she's just singing about losing her phone in a bar and stupid mundane crap, you're dumber every time you listen to this modern dribble
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ready123
Master Don Juan
that Wale song would be boring without her on the hook
and I like Just Dance and Pokerface. it's fun as hell when those songs come on in the club
and I like Just Dance and Pokerface. it's fun as hell when those songs come on in the club
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
1 she's BI. I met her ex boyfriend a few months back.fuzzx said:
2. her vids are demeaning to males unless they're gay.
My girlfriend took body shots off of her in LA so I'm not a tremendous fan.
I got no problems with her music since I hear it almost every night at venues. I'd say it's no better or worse then most of the garbage that's on billboard top 40 these days.
I really miss old school Cyprus Hill
snackwitch
Don Juan
sh*t this is the reason she is still on the air, people are either indifferent or actually dig this crap. Here's hoping to that her music will die a QUIET death and at least move off the radio/ top 40 so at least they stop playing this crap at clubs.
I think Dave Chapelle said it best: "this b*tch's crazy dancing is making my penis go soft"
I think Dave Chapelle said it best: "this b*tch's crazy dancing is making my penis go soft"
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Can people not throw the word "Europe" around please..It doesn't refer to a place at all, it refers to a continent made up of many countries which are vastly different in culture to each other.
Personally I think her music is crap apart from Just Dance and Pokerface which I don't genuinely like, I just dance to them when i'm drunk as fvck
Personally I think her music is crap apart from Just Dance and Pokerface which I don't genuinely like, I just dance to them when i'm drunk as fvck
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.