"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Lady Gaga must die

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The title says it all.. who's with me? Tell this no rhythm hussy to take her "disco stick" to Europe, where someone might like her crappy techno pop.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I'm European and indeed, I would make sex with her, repeatedly.

Send her to us and I'll send you 10 fat chicks in return, because you americans seem to really enjoy them, as 84% of american girls are fat.
 

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Taviii said:
I'm European and indeed, I would make sex with her, repeatedly.

Send her to us and I'll send you 10 fat chicks in return, because you americans seem to really enjoy them, as 84% of american girls are fat.
haha good one. I wasn't talking about how good looking or f*ckable she is... I was talking about her music (or what she calls music) ... Plus there are a bunch more sexy singers and performers we have to choose from besides her.
 

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I enjoy her music more then the Eurovision 2009 gay music you hear now everywhere here.

That piece of **** Alexandre Rybak.
 

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Can't disagree more.

Though I don't like all of her songs she is better than most of the current garbage passing as talent these days.

"Just Dance" and "Lovegame" are awesome in my opinion. :rock:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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The UK loves her. At least she can sing and dance at the same time. Better than half the female performers out there.
 

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swap you for Amy Winehouse, she's got those crap talking slightly abusive lyrics which put together with music is awful, and the additional personal life mental health problems America loves it's musicians to have.

We'll take Lady Gaga even if she has only had 2 good songs, is annoying and an extremely weird scary woman.
 

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I disagree only because you're not taking it far enough. There are a lot of people I would want to see gone. I got spoiled on good music, so a lot of folks aren't working for me right now.
 

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Hache said:
swap you for Amy Winehouse, she's got those crap talking slightly abusive lyrics which put together with music is awful, and the additional personal life mental health problems America loves it's musicians to have.

We'll take Lady Gaga even if she has only had 2 good songs, is annoying and an extremely weird scary woman.
I know of 2 more...try these.

Lady GaGa- Paparazzi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9ainQJqdhU&feature=related

Lady GaGa- I Like It Rough http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYcA7mEbyD8

These songs are pretty catchy...I think her music is good, but shes an ugly wh0re with no style.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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KontrollerX's two songs are meh.

Ken's two songs are excellent, ill be jamming out to them for the rest of the day.


Damn straight she likes it rough.
 

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She's at the forefront of the UNIMAGINATIVE LYRICS craze of 2009...look at her lyrics, she's just singing about losing her phone in a bar and stupid mundane crap, you're dumber every time you listen to this modern dribble
 

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its not about the words, its about the instrumentals and how well the vocals harmonize with them.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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that Wale song would be boring without her on the hook

and I like Just Dance and Pokerface. it's fun as hell when those songs come on in the club
 

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fuzzx said:
#1 shes a dike (look it up)

#2 her videos are very anti-male

(my gf loves her music)
1 she's BI. I met her ex boyfriend a few months back.

2. her vids are demeaning to males unless they're gay.

My girlfriend took body shots off of her in LA so I'm not a tremendous fan.

I got no problems with her music since I hear it almost every night at venues. I'd say it's no better or worse then most of the garbage that's on billboard top 40 these days.

I really miss old school Cyprus Hill:(
 

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sh*t this is the reason she is still on the air, people are either indifferent or actually dig this crap. Here's hoping to that her music will die a QUIET death and at least move off the radio/ top 40 so at least they stop playing this crap at clubs.

I think Dave Chapelle said it best: "this b*tch's crazy dancing is making my penis go soft"
 
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but snackwitch, i love her :(
 

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Can people not throw the word "Europe" around please..It doesn't refer to a place at all, it refers to a continent made up of many countries which are vastly different in culture to each other.

Personally I think her music is crap apart from Just Dance and Pokerface which I don't genuinely like, I just dance to them when i'm drunk as fvck
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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