Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Labeled Biggest Flirt
- Thread starter Kourt
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
DJ Alejandro
Senior Don Juan
people have been seeing you [or this once particular journalist] having game. i dont know what else to say.
SnatchJP
Senior Don Juan
Maybe you can think of ways to use this new title to your advantage. You know, as a sort of running joke, like if you're late to class or if you're trying to make your way through a crowd you could yell "Scuse me! Pardon me! Flirt Master coming through! Make way! Scuse me!" etc. Or if someone accuses you of flirting, you can tip your cap and say "Just doing my duty maa'm." or if you're interested, "You know I might do more than flirt if you're good."
Now these are just my half-@ssed attemps at 1:00 AM. When you're wide awake, You'll be able to think of better ones.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
California Love
Master Don Juan
California Love
Master Don Juan
thx for correcting me
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Originally posted by California Love
thx for correcting me
well, actually i dont think its that bad, i dont have a reputation as a clown, but as a flirt, it allows me to take liberties i otherwise would not get.