"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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giovannikast

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Hi
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I need your advice, I have been going out with a girl, and it has been difficult for me to kiss her. I have never known how to creat the atmosphere to kiss a girl, I can feel it, I would like you guys giving me ideas about how to creat the atmosphere for kissing, the moments before. It always becomes strange to me, very unnatural. Thanks
Giovanni
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Now, don´t think that you have to kiss her. Kiss her when you feel like it. It´s very important that the first kiss happens in a good atmosphere.

This site has all information you need. Study it and you will find it amusing when you look back at posting a question like this.
 

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NO, let me think.. This is ... what was the word... humor? This must be humor!:D
 

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Tell her you bet she's a good kisser and smile. Then f*** her right in the a** for being so much hassle.:D
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by playa
Tell her you bet she's a good kisser and smile. Then f*** her right in the a** for being so much hassle.:D
Great suggestion Playa.... get that puppy out of the way along with the kissing... rule of thumb to always remember Gio... whenver you are not sure about something, it's probably best to put it in her butt.
 

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this question was posted before and someone truly brilliant posted a very good suggestion.... fart in her mouth, and have her fart in yours.. great ice breaker! ....who was the person who came up with that? Most excellent idea.
 

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Hi
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Thanks for your advices, great, ILHM I would like to read the post you talked to me about, how can I read it. I will go out with her in a few days, and I want to use your advices. Thanks.
Giovanni:D
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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