"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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giovannikast

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I need your advice, I have been going out with a girl, and it has been difficult for me to kiss her. I have never known how to creat the atmosphere to kiss a girl, I can feel it, I would like you guys giving me ideas about how to creat the atmosphere for kissing, the moments before. It always becomes strange to me, very unnatural. Thanks
Giovanni
:D :D :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Now, don´t think that you have to kiss her. Kiss her when you feel like it. It´s very important that the first kiss happens in a good atmosphere.

This site has all information you need. Study it and you will find it amusing when you look back at posting a question like this.
 

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NO, let me think.. This is ... what was the word... humor? This must be humor!:D
 

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Tell her you bet she's a good kisser and smile. Then f*** her right in the a** for being so much hassle.:D
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by playa
Tell her you bet she's a good kisser and smile. Then f*** her right in the a** for being so much hassle.:D
Great suggestion Playa.... get that puppy out of the way along with the kissing... rule of thumb to always remember Gio... whenver you are not sure about something, it's probably best to put it in her butt.
 

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this question was posted before and someone truly brilliant posted a very good suggestion.... fart in her mouth, and have her fart in yours.. great ice breaker! ....who was the person who came up with that? Most excellent idea.
 

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Hi
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Thanks for your advices, great, ILHM I would like to read the post you talked to me about, how can I read it. I will go out with her in a few days, and I want to use your advices. Thanks.
Giovanni:D
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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