"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I need your advice, I have been going out with a girl, and it has been difficult for me to kiss her. I have never known how to creat the atmosphere to kiss a girl, I can feel it, I would like you guys giving me ideas about how to creat the atmosphere for kissing, the moments before. It always becomes strange to me, very unnatural. Thanks
Giovanni
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Now, don´t think that you have to kiss her. Kiss her when you feel like it. It´s very important that the first kiss happens in a good atmosphere.

This site has all information you need. Study it and you will find it amusing when you look back at posting a question like this.
 
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NO, let me think.. This is ... what was the word... humor? This must be humor!:D
 
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Tell her you bet she's a good kisser and smile. Then f*** her right in the a** for being so much hassle.:D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by playa
Tell her you bet she's a good kisser and smile. Then f*** her right in the a** for being so much hassle.:D
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Great suggestion Playa.... get that puppy out of the way along with the kissing... rule of thumb to always remember Gio... whenver you are not sure about something, it's probably best to put it in her butt.
 
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this question was posted before and someone truly brilliant posted a very good suggestion.... fart in her mouth, and have her fart in yours.. great ice breaker! ....who was the person who came up with that? Most excellent idea.
 
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Thanks for your advices, great, ILHM I would like to read the post you talked to me about, how can I read it. I will go out with her in a few days, and I want to use your advices. Thanks.
Giovanni:D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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