"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Kissing tips

snoop8

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aight well i want to try new ways of kissin wit my girl, but i want to know wat exactly to do just so i wont ruin it lol so give me some tips, later!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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are you comfortable with feelin her up yet? If not just try different positions, touch turns my girlfriend and past make out partners on a lot, keep your hands moving but dont let them go crazy. try new positions too, have her straddle you or you on top or her on top so it doesnt get boring.
 

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lol we bearly started going out last week and im grabbin her everytime lol, but yea still i dont touch her a lot cause im like her first boyfriend and we bearly started going out, but ill try that thanks
 

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The best way to spice up the session is finding the best, most comfortable position and using it more often than not. Here's one that I use with my gf occassionally.
She has here back against a wall, you have one leg between both of her legs, make sure you get it right up there it will make her squirm. Then get her to rise her outside leg and then you grab that leg and with your other hand on her ass, its a ripper.

:D
 

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aight cool ill try that! now, can u give me some tips about wat to do inside the mouth? lol
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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oakraiderz2

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Originally posted by snoop8
done that, ummm there isnt anything else i can do inside her mouth? lol
Yes, it involves ejaculation.
 

[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]

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Originally posted by snoop8
umm interesting, can i know wat it is? lol
you being serious?

in anycase, oral sex+ejaculation
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by [DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
you being serious?

in anycase, oral sex+ejaculation
nah i was just playing dude! lol

Originally posted by familyguyfan
Stop saying lol after every post.
MAKE ME!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
 
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