snoop8
Don Juan
aight well i want to try new ways of kissin wit my girl, but i want to know wat exactly to do just so i wont ruin it lol so give me some tips, later!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Kissing tips
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
are you comfortable with feelin her up yet? If not just try different positions, touch turns my girlfriend and past make out partners on a lot, keep your hands moving but dont let them go crazy. try new positions too, have her straddle you or you on top or her on top so it doesnt get boring.
snoop8
Don Juan
lol we bearly started going out last week and im grabbin her everytime lol, but yea still i dont touch her a lot cause im like her first boyfriend and we bearly started going out, but ill try that thanks
The best way to spice up the session is finding the best, most comfortable position and using it more often than not. Here's one that I use with my gf occassionally.
She has here back against a wall, you have one leg between both of her legs, make sure you get it right up there it will make her squirm. Then get her to rise her outside leg and then you grab that leg and with your other hand on her ass, its a ripper.
She has here back against a wall, you have one leg between both of her legs, make sure you get it right up there it will make her squirm. Then get her to rise her outside leg and then you grab that leg and with your other hand on her ass, its a ripper.
snoop8
Don Juan
aight cool ill try that! now, can u give me some tips about wat to do inside the mouth? lol
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Prophett
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wrestle with her tongue and suck her lower lip
snoop8
Don Juan
done that, ummm there isnt anything else i can do inside her mouth? lol
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Yes, it involves ejaculation.
snoop8
Don Juan
umm interesting, can i know wat it is? lol
[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
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you being serious?
in anycase, oral sex+ejaculation
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Stop saying lol after every post.
snoop8
Don Juan
nah i was just playing dude! lol
MAKE ME!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL