"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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snoop8

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aight well i want to try new ways of kissin wit my girl, but i want to know wat exactly to do just so i wont ruin it lol so give me some tips, later!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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are you comfortable with feelin her up yet? If not just try different positions, touch turns my girlfriend and past make out partners on a lot, keep your hands moving but dont let them go crazy. try new positions too, have her straddle you or you on top or her on top so it doesnt get boring.
 

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lol we bearly started going out last week and im grabbin her everytime lol, but yea still i dont touch her a lot cause im like her first boyfriend and we bearly started going out, but ill try that thanks
 

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The best way to spice up the session is finding the best, most comfortable position and using it more often than not. Here's one that I use with my gf occassionally.
She has here back against a wall, you have one leg between both of her legs, make sure you get it right up there it will make her squirm. Then get her to rise her outside leg and then you grab that leg and with your other hand on her ass, its a ripper.

:D
 

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aight cool ill try that! now, can u give me some tips about wat to do inside the mouth? lol
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by snoop8
done that, ummm there isnt anything else i can do inside her mouth? lol
Yes, it involves ejaculation.
 

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Originally posted by snoop8
umm interesting, can i know wat it is? lol
you being serious?

in anycase, oral sex+ejaculation
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by [DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
you being serious?

in anycase, oral sex+ejaculation
nah i was just playing dude! lol

Originally posted by familyguyfan
Stop saying lol after every post.
MAKE ME!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
 
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