snoop8
Don Juan
aight well i want to try new ways of kissin wit my girl, but i want to know wat exactly to do just so i wont ruin it lol so give me some tips, later!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Kissing tips
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
are you comfortable with feelin her up yet? If not just try different positions, touch turns my girlfriend and past make out partners on a lot, keep your hands moving but dont let them go crazy. try new positions too, have her straddle you or you on top or her on top so it doesnt get boring.
snoop8
Don Juan
lol we bearly started going out last week and im grabbin her everytime lol, but yea still i dont touch her a lot cause im like her first boyfriend and we bearly started going out, but ill try that thanks
The best way to spice up the session is finding the best, most comfortable position and using it more often than not. Here's one that I use with my gf occassionally.
She has here back against a wall, you have one leg between both of her legs, make sure you get it right up there it will make her squirm. Then get her to rise her outside leg and then you grab that leg and with your other hand on her ass, its a ripper.
She has here back against a wall, you have one leg between both of her legs, make sure you get it right up there it will make her squirm. Then get her to rise her outside leg and then you grab that leg and with your other hand on her ass, its a ripper.
snoop8
Don Juan
aight cool ill try that! now, can u give me some tips about wat to do inside the mouth? lol
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Prophett
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wrestle with her tongue and suck her lower lip
snoop8
Don Juan
done that, ummm there isnt anything else i can do inside her mouth? lol
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Yes, it involves ejaculation.
snoop8
Don Juan
umm interesting, can i know wat it is? lol
[DoN.2.Da.JUaN]
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you being serious?
in anycase, oral sex+ejaculation
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
familyguyfan
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Stop saying lol after every post.
snoop8
Don Juan
nah i was just playing dude! lol
MAKE ME!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL