"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Kim Jong Un's SMV right now

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Politically incorrect as it may be, are there now millions of women round the world rubbing their ****s to him after that brazen power display.

SMV even in the US/UK if he chose to date must be huge. The ultimate bad boy and all that power and money too.

Yes I know he isn't Pitt or Clooney but he should get more action precisely because he is a pariah to the western world.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Scormus said:
Politically incorrect as it may be, are there now millions of women round the world rubbing their ****s to him after that brazen power display.

SMV even in the US/UK if he chose to date must be huge. The ultimate bad boy and all that power and money too.

Yes I know he isn't Pitt or Clooney but he should get more action precisely because he is a pariah to the western world.
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Colbert nailed it on Kim Jong-Un:

"It's tough enough being the only fat kid in your class in school. Can you imagine what it's like being the only fat kid in your whole country?"
 
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Dear Scormus,
"Politically incorrect as it may be, are there now millions of women round the world rubbing their ****s to him" Yeah and how will they feel when they unwrap the big prize and find his little winKle is no bigger than a shortened marker pen LOL !
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dear Sharkbait,
"seriously?"...never been more serious,they are amazing...However to give you something to think about...My Chinese F'buddy assures me the hottest svex she ever enjoyed was with a Man so endowed.....As an Old Barmaid in the Territory told me years ago...Scarra if my ear has an itch,do I use my thumb?
 
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I have an English teacher colleague who was in some small city in South Korea, and he tried to go to the brothel in his town, and they told him in broken English:

No no, you big dĭck!
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