"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Kim Jong Un's SMV right now

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Politically incorrect as it may be, are there now millions of women round the world rubbing their ****s to him after that brazen power display.

SMV even in the US/UK if he chose to date must be huge. The ultimate bad boy and all that power and money too.

Yes I know he isn't Pitt or Clooney but he should get more action precisely because he is a pariah to the western world.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Scormus said:
Politically incorrect as it may be, are there now millions of women round the world rubbing their ****s to him after that brazen power display.

SMV even in the US/UK if he chose to date must be huge. The ultimate bad boy and all that power and money too.

Yes I know he isn't Pitt or Clooney but he should get more action precisely because he is a pariah to the western world.
Stay Safe OP
 

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Colbert nailed it on Kim Jong-Un:

"It's tough enough being the only fat kid in your class in school. Can you imagine what it's like being the only fat kid in your whole country?"
 

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Dear Scormus,
"Politically incorrect as it may be, are there now millions of women round the world rubbing their ****s to him" Yeah and how will they feel when they unwrap the big prize and find his little winKle is no bigger than a shortened marker pen LOL !
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Dear Sharkbait,
"seriously?"...never been more serious,they are amazing...However to give you something to think about...My Chinese F'buddy assures me the hottest svex she ever enjoyed was with a Man so endowed.....As an Old Barmaid in the Territory told me years ago...Scarra if my ear has an itch,do I use my thumb?
 

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I have an English teacher colleague who was in some small city in South Korea, and he tried to go to the brothel in his town, and they told him in broken English:

No no, you big dĭck!
:crackup:
 
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