"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Kim Jong Un's SMV right now

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Politically incorrect as it may be, are there now millions of women round the world rubbing their ****s to him after that brazen power display.

SMV even in the US/UK if he chose to date must be huge. The ultimate bad boy and all that power and money too.

Yes I know he isn't Pitt or Clooney but he should get more action precisely because he is a pariah to the western world.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Scormus said:
Politically incorrect as it may be, are there now millions of women round the world rubbing their ****s to him after that brazen power display.

SMV even in the US/UK if he chose to date must be huge. The ultimate bad boy and all that power and money too.

Yes I know he isn't Pitt or Clooney but he should get more action precisely because he is a pariah to the western world.
Stay Safe OP
 

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Colbert nailed it on Kim Jong-Un:

"It's tough enough being the only fat kid in your class in school. Can you imagine what it's like being the only fat kid in your whole country?"
 

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Dear Scormus,
"Politically incorrect as it may be, are there now millions of women round the world rubbing their ****s to him" Yeah and how will they feel when they unwrap the big prize and find his little winKle is no bigger than a shortened marker pen LOL !
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Dear Sharkbait,
"seriously?"...never been more serious,they are amazing...However to give you something to think about...My Chinese F'buddy assures me the hottest svex she ever enjoyed was with a Man so endowed.....As an Old Barmaid in the Territory told me years ago...Scarra if my ear has an itch,do I use my thumb?
 

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I have an English teacher colleague who was in some small city in South Korea, and he tried to go to the brothel in his town, and they told him in broken English:

No no, you big dĭck!
:crackup:
 
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