Quagmire911
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How much fish oil are you getting in?
And I hope that was a joke about double time at the gym...
Quagmire
And I hope that was a joke about double time at the gym...
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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5 1000mg caps in the morning and the same at night. And no, I am not joking about double time.Quagmire911 said:
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You don't need the double time, it doesn't work like that. 10g fish oil is a good start but I would recommend you doubled the dose at some point.KarmaSutra said:
As of Monday we'll start you on a structured training plan.
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MEAL 3 - 3 dbl cheeseburgers no bread
meal 4 - can of whole tomatoes
I'm eating the natural peanut butter in between breaks.
meal 4 - can of whole tomatoes
I'm eating the natural peanut butter in between breaks.
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Karma READ this again:KarmaSutra said:
Posted by Alex:
"1 can of tomatoes is not a meal .. add a protein and fat source to this and you're good to go. "
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Give him a break 
It's not easy to suddenly change habits after 30+ years. I know even at my age it took me a few months to get eating habits down.
Karma, just make sure that whenever you go out and buy tomatoes again, be conscious of what you're going to eat them with.
Whenever i buy tuna, I know that that isn't enough(too clean), so I make sure to buy the right amount of cottage cheese at the same time. Then whenever I eat tuna, I coat it with cottage cheese. protein + fat OR protein + carbs should constitute all of your meals. Carbs + fat is a surefire way to gain bodyfat. Protein by itself gets used by the body as a fuel source, and thus doesn't get pumped into the muscles.
When u eat pro. + carbs, the body can more easily break down carbs, so it uses them for energy and the protein gets stored. Same thing with dietary fats.
Remember, make sure whenever you put any food into ur piehole, it always contains protein+carb or protein+fat.
cheers!
It's not easy to suddenly change habits after 30+ years. I know even at my age it took me a few months to get eating habits down.
Karma, just make sure that whenever you go out and buy tomatoes again, be conscious of what you're going to eat them with.
Whenever i buy tuna, I know that that isn't enough(too clean), so I make sure to buy the right amount of cottage cheese at the same time. Then whenever I eat tuna, I coat it with cottage cheese. protein + fat OR protein + carbs should constitute all of your meals. Carbs + fat is a surefire way to gain bodyfat. Protein by itself gets used by the body as a fuel source, and thus doesn't get pumped into the muscles.
When u eat pro. + carbs, the body can more easily break down carbs, so it uses them for energy and the protein gets stored. Same thing with dietary fats.
Remember, make sure whenever you put any food into ur piehole, it always contains protein+carb or protein+fat.
cheers!
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Which is why I'm eating tons of natural peanut butter. Loads of fat and protein.
I'm feeling very lethargic this morning going into tonight. I've slept for almost 11 hours today which is highly abnormal for me. If I get more than 6 hours of sleep I'm worthless but today I just feel horrible.
My bloodsugar is at a nice 100 though :rockon:
My stomach felt like I was going to give birth to a bowling ball so I haven't really eaten today. However:
Meal 1 - ham slices and shredded cheese with a jell-0 cup.
Meal 2 - Mrs. K picked up some hot wings (naked) so I'll eat those if my stomach gets better.
I'm feeling very lethargic this morning going into tonight. I've slept for almost 11 hours today which is highly abnormal for me. If I get more than 6 hours of sleep I'm worthless but today I just feel horrible.
My bloodsugar is at a nice 100 though :rockon:
My stomach felt like I was going to give birth to a bowling ball so I haven't really eaten today. However:
Meal 1 - ham slices and shredded cheese with a jell-0 cup.
Meal 2 - Mrs. K picked up some hot wings (naked) so I'll eat those if my stomach gets better.
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increase your fibre intake. aim for 2lbs of assorted (green) vegetables a dayKarmaSutra said:
keep tabs on your peanut butter intake. it's okay to eat but if you're eating a jar a day then umm.. forget about losing weight. lol
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No man! I'll eat a couple of tablespoons twice a day or so. Jesus, who the fvck could eat a jar of peanut butter everyday? That's a fvcking brickmaker worse than morphine.Warboss Alex said:
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KarmaSutra said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Fibre Choice has weight management tabs or ones with calcium. What's your take on these?
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My take is eat your veggies and nuts/seeds.
1-2lbs of green veggies a day will give you a host of goodness (and a big metabolism boost) as well as the fibre.
The only fibre supplement I like is Benefibre as it's about the only one I know of with no added sugar/carbs (like Metamucil). But it's best to get your fibre from whole foods.
1-2lbs of green veggies a day will give you a host of goodness (and a big metabolism boost) as well as the fibre.
The only fibre supplement I like is Benefibre as it's about the only one I know of with no added sugar/carbs (like Metamucil). But it's best to get your fibre from whole foods.
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This is a good thread. Good luck, Karmasutra.
fwiw, if you go to www.whfoods.com and type in 'insulin' in the search box, you will get a list of foods that have natural insulin-regulating properties. I have read about third-world diabetics too poor to afford insulin who have been able to regulate their blood sugar by eating a lot of cinammon.
fwiw, if you go to www.whfoods.com and type in 'insulin' in the search box, you will get a list of foods that have natural insulin-regulating properties. I have read about third-world diabetics too poor to afford insulin who have been able to regulate their blood sugar by eating a lot of cinammon.
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I just bought 2 jars of real organic ground cinnamon so I'll give that a try too. I take cinnamon capsules every day with my pills but haven't really seen any significant gain.Bible_Belt said:
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last night / this morning
meal 3 - chicken thighs, green beans with bacon
meal 4 - jell-o cups.
This morning
meal 1 - 4 eggs, sauage patties with meunster cheese.
meal 2 - sf pudding cup
meal 3 - turkey rollups w/meunster cheese
meal 4 - hamburger w/ okra, tomato and squash
meal - baby brussell sprouts.
meal 3 - chicken thighs, green beans with bacon
meal 4 - jell-o cups.
This morning
meal 1 - 4 eggs, sauage patties with meunster cheese.
meal 2 - sf pudding cup
meal 3 - turkey rollups w/meunster cheese
meal 4 - hamburger w/ okra, tomato and squash
meal - baby brussell sprouts.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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I pulled a 14.5 hour day yesterday so I was a zombie.
Slept all day today and will be in the gym at 0705.
Also I upped my fish oil intake to 15 grams per day for a week then I'll increase it again.
Blood sugar has not gotten over 145 in 13 days.
Slept all day today and will be in the gym at 0705.
Also I upped my fish oil intake to 15 grams per day for a week then I'll increase it again.
Blood sugar has not gotten over 145 in 13 days.
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Meal 5 - Last nights hot wings
Meal 6 - Brussells sprouts w/ butter
Off to the gym in an hour.
Meal 6 - Brussells sprouts w/ butter
Off to the gym in an hour.
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Looking good dude. you're still having veggie-only meals though.
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Gym today
Squats:
1x10 135 (warmup)
1x8 315
1x10 275
1x10 215
Leg press:
1x15 315
1x15 405
1x20 315
Then I superset squats
1x20 135
Fvck I felt sick as hell :rockon:
Shoulder presses:
3x12 100
decline chest presses:
2x8 100
I felt like a motherfvcker afterwards.
Going home to eat
meal 1 - eggs, sausage patties and meunster cheese.
SLEEP!
Squats:
1x10 135 (warmup)
1x8 315
1x10 275
1x10 215
Leg press:
1x15 315
1x15 405
1x20 315
Then I superset squats
1x20 135
Fvck I felt sick as hell :rockon:
Shoulder presses:
3x12 100
decline chest presses:
2x8 100
I felt like a motherfvcker afterwards.
Going home to eat
meal 1 - eggs, sausage patties and meunster cheese.
SLEEP!
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How low are them squats? 315 x 8 is stout if it was all the way down.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.