backseatjuan
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Every now and then I come across some utter trash, which I have hard time comprehending. This threat is for this type of trash. You come across it, post it here.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Just wtf did I just see on youtube/ post it here
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Regarding the above video that @backseatjuan posted:
If you are concerned about the calorie count and nutritional value of semen, you're probably svcking too many c0cks.
If you are concerned about the calorie count and nutritional value of semen, you're probably svcking too many c0cks.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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In this day and age you don't have to be concerned about nothing my man. You watch enough youtube and you will begin getting in your suggestions some crazy weird stuff. In those 18 suggested videos from time to time you will find crap you never cared for or searched. I treated you with respect and liked your posts, wtf you dissing me for?
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Are you talking to me here, Juan? No disrespect intended. I didn't mean YOU were concerned with semen, I was talking about that girl in the video. She was giving nutritional information on semen, and suggesting it could be taken instead of a vitamin, and giving calorie counts on it. I meant SHE was too concerned with semen.
I guess it's good to know what you put into one's body, but it sounds like she's probably had a few too many c0cks in her mouth.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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