backseatjuan
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Every now and then I come across some utter trash, which I have hard time comprehending. This threat is for this type of trash. You come across it, post it here.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Just wtf did I just see on youtube/ post it here
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Regarding the above video that @backseatjuan posted:
If you are concerned about the calorie count and nutritional value of semen, you're probably svcking too many c0cks.
If you are concerned about the calorie count and nutritional value of semen, you're probably svcking too many c0cks.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
backseatjuan
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In this day and age you don't have to be concerned about nothing my man. You watch enough youtube and you will begin getting in your suggestions some crazy weird stuff. In those 18 suggested videos from time to time you will find crap you never cared for or searched. I treated you with respect and liked your posts, wtf you dissing me for?
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Are you talking to me here, Juan? No disrespect intended. I didn't mean YOU were concerned with semen, I was talking about that girl in the video. She was giving nutritional information on semen, and suggesting it could be taken instead of a vitamin, and giving calorie counts on it. I meant SHE was too concerned with semen.
I guess it's good to know what you put into one's body, but it sounds like she's probably had a few too many c0cks in her mouth.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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