backseatjuan
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Every now and then I come across some utter trash, which I have hard time comprehending. This threat is for this type of trash. You come across it, post it here.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Just wtf did I just see on youtube/ post it here
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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zekko
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Regarding the above video that @backseatjuan posted:
If you are concerned about the calorie count and nutritional value of semen, you're probably svcking too many c0cks.
If you are concerned about the calorie count and nutritional value of semen, you're probably svcking too many c0cks.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
backseatjuan
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In this day and age you don't have to be concerned about nothing my man. You watch enough youtube and you will begin getting in your suggestions some crazy weird stuff. In those 18 suggested videos from time to time you will find crap you never cared for or searched. I treated you with respect and liked your posts, wtf you dissing me for?
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Are you talking to me here, Juan? No disrespect intended. I didn't mean YOU were concerned with semen, I was talking about that girl in the video. She was giving nutritional information on semen, and suggesting it could be taken instead of a vitamin, and giving calorie counts on it. I meant SHE was too concerned with semen.
I guess it's good to know what you put into one's body, but it sounds like she's probably had a few too many c0cks in her mouth.
backseatjuan
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backseatjuan
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
backseatjuan
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backseatjuan
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