"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just how important is breath when kissing

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jcb1772

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Sup guys, this might come off really stupid but whatever.

I went on a date the other evening with my new girlfriend...before it even started I was considering kissing her. Well after dinner she took me to a lake as it was getting dark (the restaurant was on her side of town so I wasn't familiar with stuff like that). We were in a hyper mood (more so than romantic) but I thought "dang this would be a great place to kiss her."

I did not kiss her. Reason was my breath smelled like @ss...we had pizza earlier and I didn't have time to pop mints because she stayed literally by my side. Please don't tell me to get mints because I definitely had them, and I eat mints all the time...but I figured eating them in front of her (and offering of course) would've given away what my intentions were...and I'm paranoid about ruining surprises.

So just to get a feel here (so I know in the future)...if a good kissing opportunity comes up and you have bad breath...do you still kiss her??
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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apocalypse later

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Chances are, unless you start making out it won't matter. If it's just a short 2-second peck on the lips, there's no way for her to tell. I'd advise having a minty breath if you do plan on using a bit of tongue though.
 
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Charm&Style

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wtf, is your IQ lower than a box of hair??

you rather not pop mints in your mouth because shes by your side and u would give away your intentions...and your intention is...NOT TO HAVE SMELLY BREATH, wtf is so bad about that.

Offer here one too, she is your GF so why the fudge would you care if she knows you wanna kiss her, it should make her feel more relax, especially offering her a mint too.

Next time after you guys eat offere her gum or mint or what ever.



...man, kidds these days are morons.
 
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The Shocker

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She's not your girlfriend bro.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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jcb1772

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No I'm quite smart, thank you...but with women YES I'm still a noob, that's why I lurk here to try to get better (and I have...C&F which I once lacked is now my main tactic and got me this chic)...just need to get better with the physical stuff because I've never had an intimate relationship before (nah really!? heh).

And Charm I'm sorry you think kiddies (and me) are morons but I posted this to get feedback from others who can tell me straight up...and that's what I got, so I'm not going to complain. Clearly I was gay but now I know my mistakes and what to do next time...if it comes and bites me in the @ss with this girl...well...you live and learn.
 
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no offense but i think you have bigger problems then bad breath
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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you could have just asked her if your breath smelled bad, then when she says yes, go grab some mints, then coem back and say how about now and kiss her
 
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