Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

Read more...

Just for the hell of it, would any of you fvck Sarah Palin?

Would you fvck Sarah Palin? XD

  • HELL YEAH! - She's fvcking gorgeous!

    Votes: 18 26.1%

  • She's alright - I'd tap that

    Votes: 44 63.8%

  • Nah, she's a bit too old for my taste

    Votes: 2 2.9%

  • Ewww! Are you kidding me?! - She's fvcking disgusting!

    Votes: 5 7.2%
  • Total voters
    69
O

OTB

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2008
Messages
581
Reaction score
17
Location
Dropping bombs on AFC strongholds in the city that
So this question came to my mind after I just watched an interview with her on Fox News. Then a couple of thoughts came to mind:

- She's a definetly a MILF ------> maybe even a VPILF (Vice-President I'd like to fvck :crackup: )
- She was runner-up for the Miss Alaska Beauty Pagaent!


Keep in mind that this isn't a thread on the topic of political discussion and whether or not you like her poilicies....

Instead it is just a poll of whether or not you find her aesthetically pleasing enough in order to entertain the possibility of potentially having intercourse with her :D

So Please keep all your political biases to yourself! :up:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

M

magickarl

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Oct 19, 2008
Messages
243
Reaction score
19
Location
Illinois
Maybe if I wore earplugs, or she agreed not to speak. Maybe.
 
O

OTB

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2008
Messages
581
Reaction score
17
Location
Dropping bombs on AFC strongholds in the city that
LOL, How the hell did the person who voted for the last choice hide his identity in a public poll??? :confused:


Those of you who know how this is done, please enlighten me... :up:
 
Last edited:
M

Michele l'Arcangelo

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 5, 2005
Messages
1,460
Reaction score
22
she really isn't THAT hot.

she looks good for a woman her age and for being the only attractive woman in her position.

but first thought about her was she looks like / reminds me of my boss's wife... which she is SO FREAKIN' HOT!

i just like to joke about how hot she is and how "that's why i'm voting for her"

her face seems pudgy in some pictures, while some of them seem toned.

it really depends on her angles... so maybe.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

L

Lust

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 6, 2007
Messages
833
Reaction score
19
baha, I have a fetish with office looking women,

and hell I'd do it just cause she's a politician.
 
A

addicted2money

Don Juan
Joined
Oct 22, 2008
Messages
15
Reaction score
1
No but not because she's not hot. She's ****ing hot but I wouldn't because she would try to get pregnant and have another baby.
 
T

The Bat

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 12, 2007
Messages
1,017
Reaction score
60
More importantly, I'd fvck Tina Fey, the other Sarah Palin. :woo:
 
R

romangod

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 20, 2004
Messages
1,067
Reaction score
49
Location
Canada
I already have and she wasn't bad. Maybe a little conservative but still a fine piece of A$$.



Cheers!
 
D

Deep Dish

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 25, 2002
Messages
2,191
Reaction score
175
OTB said:
LOL, How the hell did the person who voted for the last choice hide his identity in a public poll??? :confused:
Click to expand...
The answer is simple: don't be logged in. You can still vote.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

D

decades

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 3, 2004
Messages
1,223
Reaction score
35
Location
sf ca
nahhh I'm a democrat. :eek:
 
S

speakeasy

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 4, 2006
Messages
2,776
Reaction score
77
addicted2money said:
No but not because she's not hot. She's ****ing hot but I wouldn't because she would try to get pregnant and have another baby.
Click to expand...
Hmm, if you accidently knocked her up, she won't be aborting. I'd tap it in a second. She disgusts me as a person, but I couldn't pass it up just for the novelty factor. That'd be a fun conquest. I'd hit Ann Coulter for the same reason, she ain't hot at all, but to have got the most conservative woman in America to drop her panties would bring some serious bragging rights.
 
L

LowPlainsDrifter

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jul 25, 2003
Messages
425
Reaction score
3
Location
Muskogee, OK
I found her physically attractive from day one... I think it's cool that she's really comfortable with firearms, and most importantly in a politician, OK with "regular folks" having and using them, too. (Many, many rabid anti-gun politicians and celebrities are licensed to pack heat)
 
M

mpimpin

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2006
Messages
1,746
Reaction score
14
Location
Bama
The Bat said:
More importantly, I'd fvck Tina Fey, the other Sarah Palin. :woo:
Click to expand...
:up: :up:

I'd fvck them both, but Tina Fey as Palin is definetely top notch
 
L

LowPlainsDrifter

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jul 25, 2003
Messages
425
Reaction score
3
Location
Muskogee, OK
mpimpin said:
:up: :up:

I'd fvck them both, but Tina Fey as Palin is definetely top notch
Click to expand...
Both at once? Wow, wouldn't that be surreal...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

D

Desert Fox

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 16, 2008
Messages
786
Reaction score
22
OTB said:
So this question came to my mind after I just watched an interview with her on Fox News. Then a couple of thoughts came to mind:

- She's a definetly a MILF ------> maybe even a VPILF (Vice-President I'd like to fvck :crackup: )
- She was runner-up for the Miss Alaska Beauty Pagaent!


Keep in mind that this isn't a thread on the topic of political discussion and whether or not you like her poilicies....

Instead it is just a poll of whether or not you find her aesthetically pleasing enough in order to entertain the possibility of potentially having intercourse with her :D

So Please keep all your political biases to yourself! :up:
Click to expand...
VPILF? Do you even watch the news? This was posted 11-11-08. wow....
 
B

backbreaker

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 24, 2002
Messages
11,546
Reaction score
572
Location
monrovia, CA
tina fey is the most underrated woman in hollywood. my gosh i'd bend her over a table....
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top