Ilyas Frenkelovich
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OTB said:maybe even a VPILF (Vice-President I'd like to fvck :crackup: )
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Nope no VPILF. Black Jesus won.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Just for the hell of it, would any of you fvck Sarah Palin?
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
come on speakeasy you had to find the most bloated picture of her.. we all have our bad days
here ya go
http://deadon.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/tinafey_21313.jpg
http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/tina-fey-tanktop1.jpg
here ya go
http://deadon.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/tinafey_21313.jpg
http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/tina-fey-tanktop1.jpg
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Id beat that ass up and bust STRAIGHT in her stupid face.
OTB
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Wow Ilyas, I love how you can't even properly quote another post...... fvcking idiot....Ilyas Frenkelovich said:OTB said:maybe even a VPILF (Vice-President I'd like to fvck :crackup: )
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Nope no VPILF. Black Jesus won.
It's okay guys, I'm not flaming him -----> I actually know this retard in real life....
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"Wow" to you Desert Fow, you fail at life....Desert Fox said:
When writing that, did you honestly think that I thought she was elected Vice???
I'm glad you are soooooo fvcking perceptive! ----> idiot.... :crackup:
Don't come back before you get some sense in your head :trouble:
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Are you fvcking serious?!?!persistent exaction said:nahhh I'm a democrat.
Does that mean you wouldn't fvck an HB-9 if you somehow found out that she had conservative political views?
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backbreaker said:
speakeasy said:
To put it into slightly more objective terms.....
Governor Sarah Palin is extremely hot compared to all other female politicians who are all uggos
(On a side note, Hillary Clinton was a hottie wayyyy back in the day....
On the other side of that, Tina Fey is actually lower-than-average compared to the rest of the women in the Hollywood movie industry
But in my opion, I honestly don't think Tina Fey is an attractive women at all.......
Personally, I wouldn't even give her a second look if I passed her buy on the street (not considering the factor that she's a celebrity...... and I'd fvck her just for the bragging rights
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What if she has CIA installed camera in her vagina? Then they'll go like "ahhh, we lost connection!!!!"