"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Just for the hell of it, would any of you fvck Sarah Palin?

Would you fvck Sarah Palin? XD


  • Total voters
    69

OTB

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2008
Messages
581
Reaction score
17
Location
Dropping bombs on AFC strongholds in the city that
So this question came to my mind after I just watched an interview with her on Fox News. Then a couple of thoughts came to mind:

- She's a definetly a MILF ------> maybe even a VPILF (Vice-President I'd like to fvck :crackup: )
- She was runner-up for the Miss Alaska Beauty Pagaent!


Keep in mind that this isn't a thread on the topic of political discussion and whether or not you like her poilicies....

Instead it is just a poll of whether or not you find her aesthetically pleasing enough in order to entertain the possibility of potentially having intercourse with her :D

So Please keep all your political biases to yourself! :up:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

magickarl

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Oct 19, 2008
Messages
243
Reaction score
19
Location
Illinois
Maybe if I wore earplugs, or she agreed not to speak. Maybe.
 

OTB

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2008
Messages
581
Reaction score
17
Location
Dropping bombs on AFC strongholds in the city that
LOL, How the hell did the person who voted for the last choice hide his identity in a public poll??? :confused:


Those of you who know how this is done, please enlighten me... :up:
 
Last edited:

Michele l'Arcangelo

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 5, 2005
Messages
1,460
Reaction score
22
she really isn't THAT hot.

she looks good for a woman her age and for being the only attractive woman in her position.

but first thought about her was she looks like / reminds me of my boss's wife... which she is SO FREAKIN' HOT!

i just like to joke about how hot she is and how "that's why i'm voting for her"

her face seems pudgy in some pictures, while some of them seem toned.

it really depends on her angles... so maybe.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

Lust

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 6, 2007
Messages
833
Reaction score
19
baha, I have a fetish with office looking women,

and hell I'd do it just cause she's a politician.
 

addicted2money

Don Juan
Joined
Oct 22, 2008
Messages
15
Reaction score
1
No but not because she's not hot. She's ****ing hot but I wouldn't because she would try to get pregnant and have another baby.
 

The Bat

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 12, 2007
Messages
1,017
Reaction score
60
More importantly, I'd fvck Tina Fey, the other Sarah Palin. :woo:
 

romangod

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 20, 2004
Messages
1,067
Reaction score
49
Location
Canada
I already have and she wasn't bad. Maybe a little conservative but still a fine piece of A$$.



Cheers!
 

Deep Dish

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 25, 2002
Messages
2,191
Reaction score
175
OTB said:
LOL, How the hell did the person who voted for the last choice hide his identity in a public poll??? :confused:
The answer is simple: don't be logged in. You can still vote.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

Read more...

decades

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 3, 2004
Messages
1,223
Reaction score
35
Location
sf ca
nahhh I'm a democrat. :eek:
 

speakeasy

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 4, 2006
Messages
2,776
Reaction score
77
addicted2money said:
No but not because she's not hot. She's ****ing hot but I wouldn't because she would try to get pregnant and have another baby.
Hmm, if you accidently knocked her up, she won't be aborting. I'd tap it in a second. She disgusts me as a person, but I couldn't pass it up just for the novelty factor. That'd be a fun conquest. I'd hit Ann Coulter for the same reason, she ain't hot at all, but to have got the most conservative woman in America to drop her panties would bring some serious bragging rights.
 

LowPlainsDrifter

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jul 25, 2003
Messages
425
Reaction score
3
Location
Muskogee, OK
I found her physically attractive from day one... I think it's cool that she's really comfortable with firearms, and most importantly in a politician, OK with "regular folks" having and using them, too. (Many, many rabid anti-gun politicians and celebrities are licensed to pack heat)
 

mpimpin

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2006
Messages
1,746
Reaction score
14
Location
Bama
The Bat said:
More importantly, I'd fvck Tina Fey, the other Sarah Palin. :woo:
:up: :up:

I'd fvck them both, but Tina Fey as Palin is definetely top notch
 

LowPlainsDrifter

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jul 25, 2003
Messages
425
Reaction score
3
Location
Muskogee, OK
mpimpin said:
:up: :up:

I'd fvck them both, but Tina Fey as Palin is definetely top notch
Both at once? Wow, wouldn't that be surreal...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Desert Fox

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 16, 2008
Messages
786
Reaction score
22
OTB said:
So this question came to my mind after I just watched an interview with her on Fox News. Then a couple of thoughts came to mind:

- She's a definetly a MILF ------> maybe even a VPILF (Vice-President I'd like to fvck :crackup: )
- She was runner-up for the Miss Alaska Beauty Pagaent!


Keep in mind that this isn't a thread on the topic of political discussion and whether or not you like her poilicies....

Instead it is just a poll of whether or not you find her aesthetically pleasing enough in order to entertain the possibility of potentially having intercourse with her :D

So Please keep all your political biases to yourself! :up:
VPILF? Do you even watch the news? This was posted 11-11-08. wow....
 

backbreaker

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 24, 2002
Messages
11,546
Reaction score
572
Location
monrovia, CA
tina fey is the most underrated woman in hollywood. my gosh i'd bend her over a table....
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

Read more...

Top