"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just for the hell of it, would any of you fvck Sarah Palin?

Would you fvck Sarah Palin? XD

  • HELL YEAH! - She's fvcking gorgeous!

    Votes: 18 26.1%

  • She's alright - I'd tap that

    Votes: 44 63.8%

  • Nah, she's a bit too old for my taste

    Votes: 2 2.9%

  • Ewww! Are you kidding me?! - She's fvcking disgusting!

    Votes: 5 7.2%
  • Total voters
    69
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So this question came to my mind after I just watched an interview with her on Fox News. Then a couple of thoughts came to mind:

- She's a definetly a MILF ------> maybe even a VPILF (Vice-President I'd like to fvck :crackup: )
- She was runner-up for the Miss Alaska Beauty Pagaent!


Keep in mind that this isn't a thread on the topic of political discussion and whether or not you like her poilicies....

Instead it is just a poll of whether or not you find her aesthetically pleasing enough in order to entertain the possibility of potentially having intercourse with her :D

So Please keep all your political biases to yourself! :up:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Maybe if I wore earplugs, or she agreed not to speak. Maybe.
 
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LOL, How the hell did the person who voted for the last choice hide his identity in a public poll??? :confused:


Those of you who know how this is done, please enlighten me... :up:
 
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she really isn't THAT hot.

she looks good for a woman her age and for being the only attractive woman in her position.

but first thought about her was she looks like / reminds me of my boss's wife... which she is SO FREAKIN' HOT!

i just like to joke about how hot she is and how "that's why i'm voting for her"

her face seems pudgy in some pictures, while some of them seem toned.

it really depends on her angles... so maybe.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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baha, I have a fetish with office looking women,

and hell I'd do it just cause she's a politician.
 
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No but not because she's not hot. She's ****ing hot but I wouldn't because she would try to get pregnant and have another baby.
 
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More importantly, I'd fvck Tina Fey, the other Sarah Palin. :woo:
 
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I already have and she wasn't bad. Maybe a little conservative but still a fine piece of A$$.



Cheers!
 
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OTB said:
LOL, How the hell did the person who voted for the last choice hide his identity in a public poll??? :confused:
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The answer is simple: don't be logged in. You can still vote.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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nahhh I'm a democrat. :eek:
 
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addicted2money said:
No but not because she's not hot. She's ****ing hot but I wouldn't because she would try to get pregnant and have another baby.
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Hmm, if you accidently knocked her up, she won't be aborting. I'd tap it in a second. She disgusts me as a person, but I couldn't pass it up just for the novelty factor. That'd be a fun conquest. I'd hit Ann Coulter for the same reason, she ain't hot at all, but to have got the most conservative woman in America to drop her panties would bring some serious bragging rights.
 
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I found her physically attractive from day one... I think it's cool that she's really comfortable with firearms, and most importantly in a politician, OK with "regular folks" having and using them, too. (Many, many rabid anti-gun politicians and celebrities are licensed to pack heat)
 
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More importantly, I'd fvck Tina Fey, the other Sarah Palin. :woo:
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:up: :up:

I'd fvck them both, but Tina Fey as Palin is definetely top notch
 
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mpimpin said:
:up: :up:

I'd fvck them both, but Tina Fey as Palin is definetely top notch
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Both at once? Wow, wouldn't that be surreal...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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OTB said:
So this question came to my mind after I just watched an interview with her on Fox News. Then a couple of thoughts came to mind:

- She's a definetly a MILF ------> maybe even a VPILF (Vice-President I'd like to fvck :crackup: )
- She was runner-up for the Miss Alaska Beauty Pagaent!


Keep in mind that this isn't a thread on the topic of political discussion and whether or not you like her poilicies....

Instead it is just a poll of whether or not you find her aesthetically pleasing enough in order to entertain the possibility of potentially having intercourse with her :D

So Please keep all your political biases to yourself! :up:
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VPILF? Do you even watch the news? This was posted 11-11-08. wow....
 
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tina fey is the most underrated woman in hollywood. my gosh i'd bend her over a table....
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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