"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Just a few funny quotes you could use while flirting

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I was searching google, came across a webside with funny IM names...

PIcked these out

I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!

We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me

I aint guilty, im just not innocent

You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same

You and the bank own a very lovely home

Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Even hot girls have to fart

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings

I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my girlfriends

Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass

Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage

Did you get your good looks from your father. He a plastic surgeon?

I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am

I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup

Noticed they could be used with ****y funny in real life convosations, if used wisely... I know they sound cheesy but I think they could get a few laughs.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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They mostly sound like something David Brent would say except for that last one, which I find hilarious.
 
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lmao

nice find
 
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Nighthawk said:
They mostly sound like something David Brent would say except for that last one, which I find hilarious.
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That would be very Eddie Izzardish.

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot. And dark. With a spoon in them..."
 
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These are funny, thanks.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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This one is not smooth, but is hilarious
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
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biglou323 said:
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my girlfriends

Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass

I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am
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I like those. The kids thing = funny. The player sounds like something I'd say. The little ass? I don't like little asses. I'm a smart ass though. I DON'T Apologize, but this one puts a funny twist (sort of) on it.:)
 
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