Just a few funny quotes you could use while flirting

[biglou323]

I was searching google, came across a webside with funny IM names...

PIcked these out

I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!

We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me

I aint guilty, im just not innocent

You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same

You and the bank own a very lovely home

Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Even hot girls have to fart

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings

I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my girlfriends

Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass

Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage

Did you get your good looks from your father. He a plastic surgeon?

I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am

I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup

Noticed they could be used with ****y funny in real life convosations, if used wisely... I know they sound cheesy but I think they could get a few laughs.

 

[Nighthawk]

They mostly sound like something David Brent would say except for that last one, which I find hilarious.

 

[sexy_kuta]

lmao

nice find

 

[S1NN3R]

They mostly sound like something David Brent would say except for that last one, which I find hilarious.

That would be very Eddie Izzardish.

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot. And dark. With a spoon in them..."

 

[shiningshadow]

These are funny, thanks.

 

[Charm]

This one is not smooth, but is hilarious

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings

 

[Skilla_Staz]

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my girlfriends

Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass

I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am
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I like those. The kids thing = funny. The player sounds like something I'd say. The little ass? I don't like little asses. I'm a smart ass though. I DON'T Apologize, but this one puts a funny twist (sort of) on it.