"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Just a few funny quotes you could use while flirting

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I was searching google, came across a webside with funny IM names...

PIcked these out

I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!

We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me

I aint guilty, im just not innocent

You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same

You and the bank own a very lovely home

Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Even hot girls have to fart

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings

I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my girlfriends

Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass

Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage

Did you get your good looks from your father. He a plastic surgeon?

I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am

I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup

Noticed they could be used with ****y funny in real life convosations, if used wisely... I know they sound cheesy but I think they could get a few laughs.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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They mostly sound like something David Brent would say except for that last one, which I find hilarious.
 
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lmao

nice find
 
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Nighthawk said:
They mostly sound like something David Brent would say except for that last one, which I find hilarious.
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That would be very Eddie Izzardish.

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot. And dark. With a spoon in them..."
 
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These are funny, thanks.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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This one is not smooth, but is hilarious
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
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biglou323 said:
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my girlfriends

Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass

I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am
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I like those. The kids thing = funny. The player sounds like something I'd say. The little ass? I don't like little asses. I'm a smart ass though. I DON'T Apologize, but this one puts a funny twist (sort of) on it.:)
 
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