I want a GiRl
Don Juan
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what r some good funny ****y jokes i could say to girls.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
What did 50 say to eminem after he got a sweater for christmas?
Gee You Knit!
Don't save jokes and shoot em off one after the other, just have fun and be happy and the gurls will flock 2 u
Gee You Knit!
Don't save jokes and shoot em off one after the other, just have fun and be happy and the gurls will flock 2 u
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
C&F: n. guess what b1tches!? I'M A FVKIN ATTITUDE NOT A FEW PVSSY JOKES!
jakeyboy
Master Don Juan
there's a jokes thread in "Anything Else"
go read that...
go read that...
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
idiot_boyfriend
Senior Don Juan
None. Don't say jokes....just be funny. Listen to some stand-up comedians. Notice the way they can poke fun at almost anything.
Download something of the internet. I recently downloaded "I'm Telling You for the Last Time" by Jerry Seinfeld. Not bad, but compared to Chris Rock, there's a hell of a lot less cursing.
shagnscoob
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heck yes.
making funny faces works really well, especially if you hold them for a long time staring at chicks they just crack up laughing (like walking by the hallways theyll say hi but you just make a funny face and stare at them as they walk by)
ohiofutballa
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i tend to only use jokes after ive known the girl for awhile...but one of my favorites is....
Why dont you take a shower with a pokemon?
Because he might Pikachu....
wow that was gay
Why dont you take a shower with a pokemon?
Because he might Pikachu....
wow that was gay