Jokes

[I want a GiRl]

what r some good funny ****y jokes i could say to girls.

 

[Microphone Fiend]

What did 50 say to eminem after he got a sweater for christmas?

Gee You Knit!



Don't save jokes and shoot em off one after the other, just have fun and be happy and the gurls will flock 2 u

 

[LikRetsam]

End yourself.

 

[AFK Protector]

C&F: n. guess what b1tches!? I'M A FVKIN ATTITUDE NOT A FEW PVSSY JOKES!

 

[jakeyboy]

there's a jokes thread in "Anything Else"

go read that...

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by AFK Protector
C&F: n. guess what b1tches!? I'M A FVKIN ATTITUDE NOT A FEW PVSSY JOKES!

 

[idiot_boyfriend]

Originally posted by I want a GiRl
what r some good funny ****y jokes i could say to girls.

None. Don't say jokes....just be funny. Listen to some stand-up comedians. Notice the way they can poke fun at almost anything.

Download something of the internet. I recently downloaded "I'm Telling You for the Last Time" by Jerry Seinfeld. Not bad, but compared to Chris Rock, there's a hell of a lot less cursing.

 

[shagnscoob]

Originally posted by Don Rockstar
make funny faces

heck yes.

making funny faces works really well, especially if you hold them for a long time staring at chicks they just crack up laughing (like walking by the hallways theyll say hi but you just make a funny face and stare at them as they walk by)

 

[ohiofutballa]

i tend to only use jokes after ive known the girl for awhile...but one of my favorites is....

Why dont you take a shower with a pokemon?

Because he might Pikachu....



wow that was gay