I want a GiRl
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what r some good funny ****y jokes i could say to girls.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Microphone Fiend
Master Don Juan
What did 50 say to eminem after he got a sweater for christmas?
Gee You Knit!
Don't save jokes and shoot em off one after the other, just have fun and be happy and the gurls will flock 2 u
Gee You Knit!
Don't save jokes and shoot em off one after the other, just have fun and be happy and the gurls will flock 2 u
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
C&F: n. guess what b1tches!? I'M A FVKIN ATTITUDE NOT A FEW PVSSY JOKES!
jakeyboy
Master Don Juan
there's a jokes thread in "Anything Else"
go read that...
go read that...
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
idiot_boyfriend
Senior Don Juan
None. Don't say jokes....just be funny. Listen to some stand-up comedians. Notice the way they can poke fun at almost anything.
Download something of the internet. I recently downloaded "I'm Telling You for the Last Time" by Jerry Seinfeld. Not bad, but compared to Chris Rock, there's a hell of a lot less cursing.
shagnscoob
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heck yes.
making funny faces works really well, especially if you hold them for a long time staring at chicks they just crack up laughing (like walking by the hallways theyll say hi but you just make a funny face and stare at them as they walk by)
ohiofutballa
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i tend to only use jokes after ive known the girl for awhile...but one of my favorites is....
Why dont you take a shower with a pokemon?
Because he might Pikachu....
wow that was gay
Why dont you take a shower with a pokemon?
Because he might Pikachu....
wow that was gay