“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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What did 50 say to eminem after he got a sweater for christmas?

Gee You Knit!

:D

Don't save jokes and shoot em off one after the other, just have fun and be happy and the gurls will flock 2 u
 
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End yourself.
 
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there's a jokes thread in "Anything Else"

go read that...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
C&F: n. guess what b1tches!? I'M A FVKIN ATTITUDE NOT A FEW PVSSY JOKES!
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Originally posted by I want a GiRl
what r some good funny ****y jokes i could say to girls.
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None. Don't say jokes....just be funny. Listen to some stand-up comedians. Notice the way they can poke fun at almost anything.

Download something of the internet. I recently downloaded "I'm Telling You for the Last Time" by Jerry Seinfeld. Not bad, but compared to Chris Rock, there's a hell of a lot less cursing.
 
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Originally posted by Don Rockstar
make funny faces
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heck yes.

making funny faces works really well, especially if you hold them for a long time staring at chicks they just crack up laughing (like walking by the hallways theyll say hi but you just make a funny face and stare at them as they walk by)
 
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i tend to only use jokes after ive known the girl for awhile...but one of my favorites is....

Why dont you take a shower with a pokemon?

Because he might Pikachu....



wow that was gay:cool:
 
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