"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Jimmy from SouthPark!

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Jimmy is a pimp.

Shawna: You know, Jimmy, you are a great listener.
Jimmy: Really?
Shawna: Yeah. I mean, no other boys really communicate like you do.
Jimmy: Oh, I'm so glad you think so, Shawna, because I really wanna stick my penis in your vagina.

Whaaahahaha
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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hahaha i saw that episode that was funny ****.
 
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that episode was disgusting and funny
 
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the funny thing is that once you have sex and you get your **** sucked and all that good stuff, you stop having useless hardons for no reason
 
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That hooker was one sexy biznitch tho!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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lol...

hahahaha...agreed , good episode... :crackup:
 
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yeah man i learned well from jimmy.
sure i was at one of my mates house parties once,
saw a few hot girls,
got 2 beers in me for courage and grabbed one of them by the arm as they were walkin by and said
hey,do you give good head?
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(said in semi serious semi casual voice)
she was like
what the ****?
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i was like
well do ye?
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then she was like
eh,thats really none of your business
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(said in serious voice with a ''who the **** are you look on her face'')
so then i was like
ok ill take that as a yes
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eveyone that was lookin laughed which in turn made her laugh.
then it ended up with us both bustin on each other and pulled her that night.

cheers for your direct, to the point inspiration jimmy
 
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