"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Jimmy from SouthPark!

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Jimmy is a pimp.

Shawna: You know, Jimmy, you are a great listener.
Jimmy: Really?
Shawna: Yeah. I mean, no other boys really communicate like you do.
Jimmy: Oh, I'm so glad you think so, Shawna, because I really wanna stick my penis in your vagina.

Whaaahahaha
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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hahaha i saw that episode that was funny ****.
 
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that episode was disgusting and funny
 
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the funny thing is that once you have sex and you get your **** sucked and all that good stuff, you stop having useless hardons for no reason
 
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That hooker was one sexy biznitch tho!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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lol...

hahahaha...agreed , good episode... :crackup:
 
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yeah man i learned well from jimmy.
sure i was at one of my mates house parties once,
saw a few hot girls,
got 2 beers in me for courage and grabbed one of them by the arm as they were walkin by and said
hey,do you give good head?
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(said in semi serious semi casual voice)
she was like
what the ****?
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i was like
well do ye?
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then she was like
eh,thats really none of your business
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(said in serious voice with a ''who the **** are you look on her face'')
so then i was like
ok ill take that as a yes
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eveyone that was lookin laughed which in turn made her laugh.
then it ended up with us both bustin on each other and pulled her that night.

cheers for your direct, to the point inspiration jimmy
 
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