"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

Read more...

Jimmy from SouthPark!

S

Sexual

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 13, 2004
Messages
729
Reaction score
4
Jimmy is a pimp.

Shawna: You know, Jimmy, you are a great listener.
Jimmy: Really?
Shawna: Yeah. I mean, no other boys really communicate like you do.
Jimmy: Oh, I'm so glad you think so, Shawna, because I really wanna stick my penis in your vagina.

Whaaahahaha
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

U

undesputable

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 7, 2004
Messages
1,365
Reaction score
0
Location
who cares
hahaha i saw that episode that was funny ****.
 
V

Vincent

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 18, 2002
Messages
3,595
Reaction score
5
Age
40
that episode was disgusting and funny
 
U

undesputable

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 7, 2004
Messages
1,365
Reaction score
0
Location
who cares
the funny thing is that once you have sex and you get your **** sucked and all that good stuff, you stop having useless hardons for no reason
 
S

Sexual

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 13, 2004
Messages
729
Reaction score
4
That hooker was one sexy biznitch tho!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

C

Climax

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 2, 2004
Messages
2,329
Reaction score
5
lol...

hahahaha...agreed , good episode... :crackup:
 
K

Kleft

Don Juan
Joined
Jun 2, 2005
Messages
19
Reaction score
0
Age
39
Location
Ireland
yeah man i learned well from jimmy.
sure i was at one of my mates house parties once,
saw a few hot girls,
got 2 beers in me for courage and grabbed one of them by the arm as they were walkin by and said
hey,do you give good head?
Click to expand...
(said in semi serious semi casual voice)
she was like
what the ****?
Click to expand...
i was like
well do ye?
Click to expand...
then she was like
eh,thats really none of your business
Click to expand...
(said in serious voice with a ''who the **** are you look on her face'')
so then i was like
ok ill take that as a yes
Click to expand...
eveyone that was lookin laughed which in turn made her laugh.
then it ended up with us both bustin on each other and pulled her that night.

cheers for your direct, to the point inspiration jimmy
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top