"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Jimmy from SouthPark!

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Jimmy is a pimp.

Shawna: You know, Jimmy, you are a great listener.
Jimmy: Really?
Shawna: Yeah. I mean, no other boys really communicate like you do.
Jimmy: Oh, I'm so glad you think so, Shawna, because I really wanna stick my penis in your vagina.

Whaaahahaha
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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hahaha i saw that episode that was funny ****.
 
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that episode was disgusting and funny
 
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the funny thing is that once you have sex and you get your **** sucked and all that good stuff, you stop having useless hardons for no reason
 
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That hooker was one sexy biznitch tho!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lol...

hahahaha...agreed , good episode... :crackup:
 
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yeah man i learned well from jimmy.
sure i was at one of my mates house parties once,
saw a few hot girls,
got 2 beers in me for courage and grabbed one of them by the arm as they were walkin by and said
hey,do you give good head?
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(said in semi serious semi casual voice)
she was like
what the ****?
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i was like
well do ye?
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then she was like
eh,thats really none of your business
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(said in serious voice with a ''who the **** are you look on her face'')
so then i was like
ok ill take that as a yes
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eveyone that was lookin laughed which in turn made her laugh.
then it ended up with us both bustin on each other and pulled her that night.

cheers for your direct, to the point inspiration jimmy
 
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