"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I've had a enough... Not a whine thread, totally different

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How do I tell an HB2 that I work with that I'm not interested?

I like her and her friends as just that. Friends. She seems to get the wrong idea, I've actually caught her asking advice from a co-worker on how to sarge me. And one of her friends is actually cool and I don't want to alienate her because I rejected their ugly duckling.

I need to do this without being a complete d!ck, this job is so important to me. Although they work in a separate department, and each department and division/team seem to ignore each other.

Help me... Help me please, I promise not to troll anymore.

I wouldn't even let her give me head that's how bad it is.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Just tell her you think she's really hot and everything but you aren't that into barn yard animals.
 
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I'm sure a lot of people have. They probably just do it like men, and don't ask peers how to do it.
 
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So you haven't heard of 'When keeping it real goes wrong'? Or is stupidity blinding you to the fact that good jobs are hard to come by.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just tell her your a cool woman but your not type i can vibe with you
 
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edit: post deleted, didn't realize this was a joke thread
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Tell her that she is too nice and someone is gonna be a lucky guy to get her one day. LJBF works just as good. Or you could set up a date and than flake on her hoping that she gets the hint. Tell her that you love her as a little sister and it would be gross to date her. P.S. Where do you find these HB2's? And what kind of creature is an hb2?
 
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According to your post the priorities are:

1)Keep the job therefore excluse any option that would create drama

2)You wanna still be friend with her and her friends so same at nr.1

The best thing to do would be saying that you're already dating an other girl.
NOT saying that you have a girlfriend because they're gonna investigate and gossip and possible find the truth and consider you a liar,even make fun of you.
Or even disturb any possible future date with other girls from work.

So keep in easy and simple,make a plan that you can change according to the events, to say that you have a girlfriend doesnt allow you to change the plan.


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P.S. Where do you find these HB2's? And what kind of creature is an hb2?
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They are very rare,as much as hb 9-10 are, you probably saw one when you were a kid and watched "the goonies".
Sloth is a perfect example of such creature.
 
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