I've had a enough... Not a whine thread, totally different

[Tyson420]

How do I tell an HB2 that I work with that I'm not interested?

I like her and her friends as just that. Friends. She seems to get the wrong idea, I've actually caught her asking advice from a co-worker on how to sarge me. And one of her friends is actually cool and I don't want to alienate her because I rejected their ugly duckling.

I need to do this without being a complete d!ck, this job is so important to me. Although they work in a separate department, and each department and division/team seem to ignore each other.

Help me... Help me please, I promise not to troll anymore.

I wouldn't even let her give me head that's how bad it is.

 

[joverby]

Just tell her you think she's really hot and everything but you aren't that into barn yard animals.

 

[Tyson420]

Oh for the love of... Has anyone here even rejected a girl before?

 

[joverby]

I'm sure a lot of people have. They probably just do it like men, and don't ask peers how to do it.

 

[Tyson420]

So you haven't heard of 'When keeping it real goes wrong'? Or is stupidity blinding you to the fact that good jobs are hard to come by.

 

[PDubb75]

"I don't date Canadian chicks."

Problem solved.

 

[Tyson420]

Just tell her you have a girlfriend.

I thought about doing that anyway. I guess I'll just stick to it. +rep

 

[crazyboy]

Just tell her your a cool woman but your not type i can vibe with you

 

[SharinganUser]

Just tell her the truth... That you're gay.

 

[mahoney]

edit: post deleted, didn't realize this was a joke thread

 

[PapiChulo]

Tell her that she is too nice and someone is gonna be a lucky guy to get her one day. LJBF works just as good. Or you could set up a date and than flake on her hoping that she gets the hint. Tell her that you love her as a little sister and it would be gross to date her. P.S. Where do you find these HB2's? And what kind of creature is an hb2?

 

[Strelok]

According to your post the priorities are:

1)Keep the job therefore excluse any option that would create drama

2)You wanna still be friend with her and her friends so same at nr.1

The best thing to do would be saying that you're already dating an other girl.
NOT saying that you have a girlfriend because they're gonna investigate and gossip and possible find the truth and consider you a liar,even make fun of you.
Or even disturb any possible future date with other girls from work.

So keep in easy and simple,make a plan that you can change according to the events, to say that you have a girlfriend doesnt allow you to change the plan.

P.S. Where do you find these HB2's? And what kind of creature is an hb2?

They are very rare,as much as hb 9-10 are, you probably saw one when you were a kid and watched "the goonies".
Sloth is a perfect example of such creature.