"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How do I tell an HB2 that I work with that I'm not interested?

I like her and her friends as just that. Friends. She seems to get the wrong idea, I've actually caught her asking advice from a co-worker on how to sarge me. And one of her friends is actually cool and I don't want to alienate her because I rejected their ugly duckling.

I need to do this without being a complete d!ck, this job is so important to me. Although they work in a separate department, and each department and division/team seem to ignore each other.

Help me... Help me please, I promise not to troll anymore.

I wouldn't even let her give me head that's how bad it is.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Just tell her you think she's really hot and everything but you aren't that into barn yard animals.
 
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I'm sure a lot of people have. They probably just do it like men, and don't ask peers how to do it.
 
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So you haven't heard of 'When keeping it real goes wrong'? Or is stupidity blinding you to the fact that good jobs are hard to come by.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Just tell her your a cool woman but your not type i can vibe with you
 
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edit: post deleted, didn't realize this was a joke thread
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Tell her that she is too nice and someone is gonna be a lucky guy to get her one day. LJBF works just as good. Or you could set up a date and than flake on her hoping that she gets the hint. Tell her that you love her as a little sister and it would be gross to date her. P.S. Where do you find these HB2's? And what kind of creature is an hb2?
 
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According to your post the priorities are:

1)Keep the job therefore excluse any option that would create drama

2)You wanna still be friend with her and her friends so same at nr.1

The best thing to do would be saying that you're already dating an other girl.
NOT saying that you have a girlfriend because they're gonna investigate and gossip and possible find the truth and consider you a liar,even make fun of you.
Or even disturb any possible future date with other girls from work.

So keep in easy and simple,make a plan that you can change according to the events, to say that you have a girlfriend doesnt allow you to change the plan.


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P.S. Where do you find these HB2's? And what kind of creature is an hb2?
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They are very rare,as much as hb 9-10 are, you probably saw one when you were a kid and watched "the goonies".
Sloth is a perfect example of such creature.
 
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